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05-05-2006, 12:21 PM
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There are actually a LOT of these in the Internet. Most are probably fake, but this stuff is 100% true (Note that these sides are in Finnish, but there are pictures):
Balance bowls. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=667 If it is full of some liquid, it will in perfect balance. However, if there is nothing in it or it is not full, it will not be straight. 33 euros for this? RoomDefender. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=328 Just look at the picture: What do you think it does? If you go too near it, it will fire you with mini bean bags. It will also talk in a Robocop-stylish voice. It naturally comes with a remote controller. Dummy Camera. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=439 It looks like a camera, but it isn`t. If someone walks near it, it will follow the movements and a red light will be lit. It doesn`t record anything, so it is mainly for fun. A brick. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=407 Looks like a brick but isn`t. Soft in really. But looks like a real brick. 19 euros?! Das keyboard. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=634 Well... Now we have an explanation why are there bad grammar in Internet. A keyboard without any letters of what will a button do. Monkey picked tea. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=124 Really. What will they think of next? And the strangest to last... Coffee that has been vomited by an weasel! http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=125 Do I have say anything else? What kind of person would buy this?
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05-05-2006, 01:28 PM
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05-05-2006, 01:42 PM
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Heh, I'd love to have a dummy camera and a room defender at my front door. Observing the people walking by then (through a window :P) would surley be fun
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05-05-2006, 02:15 PM
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It is said to have "smoother" taste... [/b][/quote]Regurgitated means puked, rihght? I can only read the bag, I don't speak that language.
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05-05-2006, 09:24 PM
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Translations are never guarenteed to be accurate. But, hey, if you're not sure, just buy a bag, brew it up, and tell us all if it tastes more like bile or shiet. As for these products finding a customer base, I don't doubt they do. There are some pretty nasty things people eat and pay alot of money for. Things that when I tried my body about near purged to get them out as soon as possible. So the idea that people want their coffee "naturally processed" one way or another doesn't surprise me. Gives me the jibblies, but doesn't surprise me. |
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05-05-2006, 09:29 PM
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Well I think this monkey picked tea and vomited coffe is more like of a gag-present to a friend....or foe. It may be true that it is vomited, but I don't think it's aimed for major consumption
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05-05-2006, 11:11 PM
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Well I have already heard of coffe that's proccessed (out of rear end) by cats, but not by weasels...
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05-05-2006, 11:18 PM
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Id buy the RoomDefender and probably the brick. The RD sounds pretty cool, and i can throw the brick at my teacher on April fools
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