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[TheChosen]

Have you read/seen/played the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy? If yes, then you know that it mentions a towel many times.

I also noticed that there many ways to use a towel. So I decided to start a forum game about it.

Rules: Post a way to use towel. Simple? Yes, until we get to the 100.

You cant post a same idea twice.
You cant post a same idea said "in another way". I.E: I posted "You can dry yourself with towel", you cant post "You can dry your face with towel".
If someone starts another page, he has to copy all the idea's on his post.

Lets see if we can get 1000 ways to use towel!



1. You can dry youself with towel

[Icewolf]

2. You can wrap yourself in a towel.

[Scatty]

3. You can hit others with a towel.

[Mighty Midget]

4 You can use wet towels to cross a fiery hot sandy beach without having to do a ridiculous dance

[Icewolf]

5. You can put a towel on your sunlounger in order not to stick at it when it/you get warm.

[Mighty Midget]

6. You can soak it and wrap it around a bottle of water, lay the bundle in the sun, wait, then drink the now cool water.

[Lulu_Jane]

7. You can roll a towel into a long tube, then tie the tube around the stomach of a cat and then laugh at what happens.

Hint: Cats use their whole body and stomach to balance (that's where the slinky cat-walk comes from) so when you stop the rythmic movement they just fall over and can't get up. This does NOT hurt the cat, but I don't recomend doing it over and over again, otherwise the cat WILL hurt you

[Icewolf]

8. You can rub you skin with the towel if it's a terry towel and make old or sunburned skin peel.

[Lulu_Jane]

Yuk!

9. You can lie another towel around you feet to catch the pieces of skin that float from your burnt shoulders, then rap the whole disgusting lot up and burn it.

[TheChosen]

10(not 9!). You can sell it for couple of zorkmids


The next one is 11.