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[esgmaster]

Alternate dimension of Persona 3 FES:

City:
Aarne:This is <censored>!
Fifth:Summoning bike.
Fifth's bike appears and transforms into his armored form.
The Assassin:No matter, what you get, you are doomed!
The Assassin slices Fifth, nearly missing him.
Both teams hide.
????:This is <censored>.
Saccade:We better think of a plan or both of our teams are in trouble.
????:You are correct, what do you suggest?
Saccade:We'll hit him with my flare gun.
????:That's no good, what's the point of throwing it at him?
Saccade:Shoot him with it.
The Assassin:Come out, come out where ever you are!
Angry Axe:We're gonna be slightly shaved if we don't go out there without a plan.
GTX:The butler will give us a chop.
????:...What?
TotalAnarchy:He means we're gonna have our heads decapped.
El Quia:Hope you guys have your wills writen out.
The Assassin:There you are!
The Assassin slices the top of the building there were hiding in.
????:RUN!
Both teams begin dodging.
Saccade:Eat this you worthless piece of <censored>!
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *KA-CHING*
The Assassin:Let that cash register ring!
*SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO* *SZUO*
The Assassin misses Saccade.
Saccade continues dodging and reloads.
GTX:Ultiros, my ship is ready?
TK:No, it's 14% done.
GTX:<censored>, can you hurry it up?
TK:You still won't get it today.
<gunshots>
Police:This is the police! Give your self up or prepare to be taken in by force!
The Assassin:I'm bigger than all of you combined. This is wishful thinking. Prepare to die!
Police:FIRE!
<sound of gunshots bouncing off a gundam with ancient steel armor>
Police:<censored>! Get me the army or something!
Police:Sorry sir, they won't get here for a hour.
The Assassin:In the mean time, time to get squishy!
The Assassin beings attempting to step on the police.
????:Reinforcements have arrived.
A Protoss Carrier appears in the sky.
The Assassin:It's time to take a commercial break.
The Assassin's Gundam disappears.
The Protoss Carrier disappears.
Aarne:I thought we were dead.
The Assassin appears in the alley before them.
The Assassin:With the force heading here, you ARE dead.
The Assassin walks into the alley he appeared in.
GTX fires his laser at him.
GTX:Nothing?
Both teams walk into the alley.
????:He just disappeared?
????:This could prove to be quite troublesome.
TK:Both teams please stands still, teleporting in, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Mytiur, the Underwater city under the Floating city of Abandonia HQ:
Briefing Room:
TK:Okay, now I presume you want to know who these people are correct?
GTX:Yes, there is a need to know who set me on fire.
????:Sorry about that, I'm Junpei.
El Quia:Who shocked me?
????:I'm Akihiko.
El Quia:Aki what now?
Akihiko:...
After the rest of the introductions.
TK:There's no reason for why he would go out of his way to tell you that.
TK:I've scanned the system and nothing.
Saccade performs a Gobliins like scream.
Ultiros looks towards the screen.
TK:<censored>! This is a nightmare.
On the viewing screen is a ship above the Saturn of the dimension of x20 the size of Saturn.
Fifth:That's the Microship!
Junpei:Microship? That thing's HUGE!
Aarne:Now why the <censored> would Bill Gates head to this planet?
Angry Axe:That's the name Bill Gates gave his mobile HQ.
Junpei:Mobile? That thing's larger than a planet!
TotalAnarchy:It can move, things like that aren't built overnight.
TK:I think it was.
GTX:Okay, finished overnight.
TK:Okay, they have three classes of soldiers.
TK:Microbots, which are disposeable robots.
TK:Microterrorists, which are maniac killers.
TK:And Microsoldiers, which are hardened killers.
TK:Obviously, watch out for Bill Gates.
Saccade:Why?
TK:His ego alone will kill you.
Fifth:I don't want to know.
TK:Alright, briefing over.
TK:You can just go back to your planet.
TK:Our team will be training till they can punch Bill Gates in the face and get away with it.
TK:Strangely, The Assassin was nearly twice the skill level than the previous encounter.
Fifth:What?! That was only 12 hours.
TK:I don't know, he's out for our blood, he's not going to rest until he has it.
????:NOW GET TO WORK <censored>!
El Quia:Please don't tell me you hired a drill sgt?
TK:He's Eric Myers, the Quantum Ranger.
TK:He will be training you all for a time.
TK:He provides a x4 to Time Magic training, a x2 to all others, and a x4 to attributes.
TK:There will be no learning of magics this week.
TK:We got some new arms in by the way.
TK:I got rid of some obsolete arms by the way.
TK:We won't be gettin new arms for a while.
TK:X-COM Intergalatic Arms co.'s site is currently offline, we will however get ammo from Marsec.
TK:All training this week will get a x2 bonus because of double training.
Eric:NOW GET TO WORK <censored>! NO SLACKING OFF!
Fifth:I sense this will not be a easy week.
EricO YOU WANT THE ASSASSIN TO TURN YOU INTO A BUNCH OF TILES!? GET TO WORK <censored>!

No side.
Next time on Abandoned Rangers, The Assassin Versus 12 Rangers!

TK:The Special Ammo is:
Riot Ammo:Bounces for less damage.
TK:C=Caliber, W=Weight DAM=Damage RAN=Range ACC=Accuracy SPEED=Firing Speed/Special modes CLIP=Ammo in gun Reload=how much time it takes to reload (10=1 second) Type=Type of gun.
TK:The current armory is:
38 Automaticx50
C:38 W:0.85kg DAM:12 RAN:30 ACC:30 SPEED:7/1 Auto CLIP:50 Reload:5 Type:Auto Pistol
Examination:
A basic automatic handgun that uses 38 ammo.
Mister Gatling's Auto Gunx4
C:9mm W:8.23kg DAM:6 RAN:100 ACC:5 SPEED:5/0.1 Auto CLIP:5000 Reload:30 Type:Heavy Machine Gun
Examination:
An over-sized 9mm HMG, that's a bland rip off of a Mini-Gun.
44 Magnumx2
C:44 W:1.05kg DAM:88 RAN:44 ACC:40 SPEED:12 CLIP:6 Reload:5 Type:Revolver Pistol
Examination:
An over-sized, over-powered, heavy handgun.
22ll Plasma Pistolx1 NO AMMO
C:22ll W:1.15kg DAM:50 RAN:80 ACC:50 SPEED:10 CLIP:50/100/500 Reload:5 Type:Plasma Pistol
Examination:
Exterminating time.
C7x16
C:5.56mm W:3.3kg DAM:30 RAN:30 ACC:30 SPEED:7/1 auto CLIP:30 Reload:5 Type:Assault Rifle
Examination:
An uneffective assault rifle.
440 Revolverx9
C:440 W:1.85kg DAM:208 RAN:22 ACC:8 SPEED:12 CLIP:1 Reload:5 Type:Revolver Pistol
Examination:
Somebody took a 44, enlarged the barrel and a chamber, made an over-sized bullet, and made this thing. Be careful, the cases can hurt your foot badly...
Uzix0
C:9mm W:3.5kg DAM:25 RAN:44 ACC:45 SPEED:7/0.5 auto CLIP:20/25/40 Reload:5 Type:SMG
Examination:
Exterminating time.
Remington 40XB BR Riflex4
C:222 W:4.8kg DAM:68 RAN:200 ACC:70 SPEED:11 CLIP:1 Reload:5 Type:Rifle
Examination:
A extra 2 makes all the difference with this gun.
Time Knight Flare Gunx1
C:48 Flare W:0.75kg DAM:122, 5x5 RAN:200 ACC:-15 SPEED:10 CLIP:6 Reload:5 Type:Flare Gun
Examination:
Still Better than a 38 Automatic.
Colt M1911 AIx12
C:45 W:1.1kg DAM:40 RAN:25 ACC:30 SPEED:7 CLIP:7 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Now we're talkin'! It's killing time!
MAC-10x8
C:45 W:2.5kg DAM:42 RAN:36 ACC:40 SPEED:5/0.33 Auto CLIP:20/30 Type:SMG
Examination:
Atleast you can hit them now.
Favored Marksman Riflex2
C:7.62mm W:2.6kg DAM:76 RAN:182 ACC:71 SPEED:10 CLIP:1 Reload:5 Type:Sniper Rifle
Examination:
A pure bred sniper rifle.
Browning GP35 1942x18
C:9mm W:1.0kg DAM:11 RAN:18 ACC:40 SPEED:7 CLIP:13 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Inferior copy of a good gun.
Starfirex4
C:9mm W:0.4kg DAM:18 RAN:18 ACC:35 SPEED:8 CLIP:7 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Good for giving "special gifts".
Berretta 93Rx2
C:9mm W:1.1kg DAM:20 RAN:25 ACC:28 SPEED:5/1 Auto CLIP:20/30 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Anybody for a few shots?
VP-70x2
C:9mm W:1.8kg DAM:11 RAN:22 ACC:50 SPEED:6/6 for 3 burst CLIP:18 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Stocked Pistol
Examination:
Not an auto gun, but lead will still fly.
Shock Riflex2
Gun:
C:9mm W:5.5kg DAM:25 RAN:50 ACC:90 SPEED:7 CLIP:50 Reload:5 Type:Unique Rifle
Shock:
C:ELE DAM:2 4STUN SPEED:10 for 20 CLIP:1000
Examination:
This oversized weapon doubles as a crowd control gun.
Desert Eagle (357)x2
C:357 W:1.9kg DAM:45 RAN:25 ACC:45 SPEED:9 CLIP:9 Reload:5 Type:Semi-Auto Pistol
Examination:
Oversized and overpowered, not to mention faster and a larger clip than a 44 revolver.
Ithaca 37x3
C:12 G W:3.1kg DAM:182 RAN:22 ACC:70 SPEED:12 CLIP:8 Reload:2 per 1 shell Type:Pump Shotgun
Examination:
Short range, and high damage. Anybody think they'll be heading for the high ground?
SKSx2
C:7.62mm W:3.9kg DAM:31 RAN:35 ACC:38 SPEED:7 CLIP:10 Reload:5 Type:Rifle
Examination:
Just an ordinary rifle.
AK-47x1
C:7.62mm W:4.3kg DAM:38 RAN:44 ACC:55 SPEED:6/1 Auto CLIP:30 Reload:5 Type:Assault Rifle
Examination:
Just an assault rifle that will break down after 1000 years of use.
Type-56x4
C:7.62mm W:4.3kg DAM:31 RAN:33 ACC:38 SPEED:9/3 Auto CLIP:30 Reload:5 Type:Assault Rifle
Examination:
Just an assault rifle that will break down after 5 minutes.
Mister Gatling's Overkill Shotgunx2
C:-80 G W:8.6kg DAM:1082 RAN:20 ACC:4 SPEED:10 CLIP:1 Reload:10 Type:Single Barrel Shotgun
Examination:
Overkill whom? The kickback is murder, the shell is murder, and the reloading is murder.
Mister Gatling's Lightspeed Shootoutx1
C:7mm W:5.5kg DAM:4 RAN:50 ACC:0 SPEED:3/0.01 Auto CLIP:1000 Reload:30 Typenot so)Light Machine Gun
Examination:
1000 bullets in 10 seconds, expect a killer of a kickback.
MIB Standard Issue Sidearmx20
C:5ll W:0.45kg DAM:44 RAN:62 ACC:52 SPEED:8/2 Auto CLIP:50 Reload:5 Type:Laser Pistol
Examination:
See what this did to an armored alien? Wait, that was the Special Issue Sidearm.
MIB Noisy Cricketx2
C:14ll W:0.12kg DAM:102 3x3 RAN:85 ACC:50 SPEED:7 CLIP:10 Reload:5 Type:Laser Pistol
Examination:
Overpowered, undersized, and over kickbacked is this weapon of the Men in Black.
Magitech 9.1mm Rune Pistolx1
C:9.1mm W:0.77kg DAM:20 RAN:44 ACC:40 SPEED:7 CLIP:15 Reload:5 Type:Magic Tech Rune Pistol
Examination:
Basic Magic pistol.
Time Force Handgunx18
C:9ll W:0.4 DAM:50 RAN:200 ACC:65 SPEED:9 CLIP:100/500/1000 Reload:5 Type:Laser Pistol.
Examination:
Trading quantity in for quality. There's a reason this gun was made in the future.
Colt Commandox4
C:5.56 W:3.2kg DAM:30 RAN:35 ACC:55 SPEED:6/1 Auto CLIP:20/30 Reload:5 Type:SMG
Examination:
Smaller version of the M-16.
M1Bx2
C:7.62 W:5.8 DAM:50 RAN:68 ACC:60 SPEED:9 CLIP:8/20 Reload:5 Type:Sniper Rifle
Examination:
Somebody to an axe to a M1A modded it like <censored>, put a weight in it, and made this. The designer says that you can't load a regular M1A clip into it, but you can.