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[Lizard]

Originally posted by xcom freak@Apr 4 2005, 08:58 PM
LOL Very good.

:ranting: this one i am sure u havent heard before!!!

Two friends went hunting in a forest at 5AM.

one of them wanted to pee so he found a cozy corner and unzipped ...but suddenly a snake bit him where it hurts the most....
the guy panicked started to shout.... the other guy grabbed his cell and called the doctor : Doctor doctor my friend got bit by a snake what should we do?
-easy dont panick just suck the poison out .

the hurt friend turn to the other guy and aks : so what did the doctor tell you??

-I am sorry but You are a dead man....

Sorry
Even I know this one.... :bleh:
But it is good one k: LOL

[Sebatianos]

OK - might be a bit harder to understand, but my own again...

The Sphyngs comet to Athens. But because it's in a good mood it doesn't want to cause the plague. So it looks around for the smartest man, the one who's surely gonna answer the riddle.
When the smarets man in town is found the Sphyngs want's to make sure the guy will answer the riddle and asks him: "What do you know?"
Socrates answeres: "Nothing."

[xcom freak]

issed: This is hopeless.... my database ruined ruined....and i thought i had new jokes WAIT :

bad jake but i am sure u dont know it

after the lebanese civil war there was a lot of wounded and mutilated people (thats a good way to start a joke ) anyway there was this guy who lost his arm in the war and was so depressed that he was to going to kill himself. walking towards the tracks (where he plans to do it) he crossed a guy who lost two arms dancing and dancing not stopping for once. THe guy was :blink: and he approached him and ask him : i have one arm and i cant live like that, u have none how come ur dancing ?

-Dancing dancing me i am trying to scratch my behind.

[xcom freak]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Apr 4 2005, 08:03 PM
OK - might be a bit harder to understand, but my own again...

The Sphyngs comet to Athens. But because it's in a good mood it doesn't want to cause the plague. So it looks around for the smartest man, the one who's surely gonna answer the riddle.
When the smarets man in town is found the Sphyngs want's to make sure the guy will answer the riddle and asks him: "What do you know?"
Socrates answeres: "Nothing."

Ur jokes are Sophistacated and really funny... and quite original k: lmao

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Apr 4 2005, 09:03 PM
OK - might be a bit harder to understand, but my own again...

The Sphyngs comet to Athens. But because it's in a good mood it doesn't want to cause the plague. So it looks around for the smartest man, the one who's surely gonna answer the riddle.
When the smarets man in town is found the Sphyngs want's to make sure the guy will answer the riddle and asks him: "What do you know?"
Socrates answeres: "Nothing."

This one is awesome!! LOL LOL LOL
You made it by yourself??? :blink:
Very good

x-com freak :OK,i didnt know this one....

[xcom freak]

Bad joke i know but u didnt know it :Brain:

[Sebatianos]

@Xcom freak: I didn't know that one either - and it's :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

@Lizard: Yes, I made those up myself.
Got a few more... but maybe some other time.
It happened when I was reading this short story by Isac Assimov - The Joker. The story was something like this:
Two guys were talking about jokes. They were surprised how there are no really new jokes and how people still laugh at joke about things that are now in the distant past. So they came to the conclusion, that humor was something aliens gave to the human kind as an experiment. When they found that out - the world stopped laughing.

So I was trying really hard to prove that story wrong - and I guess I succeeded.

[DeathDude]

I thought it was funny. LOL

[Sebatianos]

OK - this is not my joke, but I mentioned it in another topic so...

The Angels in heaven were throwing fire cracker, and the Holy Ghost was really scared of them, so he complained to the Lord: "Can you make them stop?"
The Lord talked to angels and they stopped throwing firecracker.
Next Joseph threw a firecracker right at the Holy Ghost.
The Holy Ghost went to the Lord again and complaind about Joseph.
The Lord called Joseph to his side and asked: "Joseph, haven't you forgiven him yet?"

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Apr 4 2005, 09:46 PM
OK - this is not my joke, but I mentioned it in another topic so...

The Angels in heaven were throwing fire cracker, and the Holy Ghost was really scared of them, so he complained to the Lord: "Can you make them stop?"
The Lord talked to angels and they stopped throwing firecracker.
Next Joseph threw a firecracker right at the Holy Ghost.
The Holy Ghost went to the Lord again and complaind about Joseph.
The Lord called Joseph to his side and asked: "Joseph, haven't you forgiven him yet?"

I needed few seconds till I get it after that: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: