issed:
This is hopeless.... my database ruined ruined....and i thought i had new jokes WAIT :
bad jake but i am sure u dont know it
after the lebanese civil war there was a lot of wounded and mutilated people (thats a good way to start a joke ) anyway there was this guy who lost his arm in the war and was so depressed that he was to going to kill himself. walking towards the tracks (where he plans to do it) he crossed a guy who lost two arms dancing and dancing not stopping for once. THe guy was :blink: and he approached him and ask him : i have one arm and i cant live like that, u have none how come ur dancing ?
-Dancing dancing me i am trying to scratch my behind.