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[Tervez]

In Fallout 1 and 2:

You: Hey Cody(?) would you like some powerfull metamphetamines?
You can hunt and kill your own food. Even other children."

Dr. Holiday:...either i am a sucesfull killer or a fair doctor, take your pick...

Sulik: We and I have de hole goin' through de middle.

Phyllis: Well, welcome to Vault City, fellow citizen. We don't see many new faces around here. I'm Phyllis. What's your name?
You: If I wanted to give you my name, I would have told it to you, "Sy-phyllis"... or whatever the hell your name is.

Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
You: You farted Northwest?

From the website It-He:

(About Thief, the game)

IDM: Shouldn't you be hiding those dead guards?
JPM: I don't know. What does "hiding" mean?
IDM: It's when you take their hides as a trophy.


From the Lazarus ( The remake project for Ultima V) forums:

"It still amazes me how almost all fans of the game seemed to think we were trying to simulate literal butchery of bandits rather than just getting their trail rations. You people are sick! Sick!"
-- Ian "Tiberius" Frazier, Lazarus project director

"So.. Uhm.. Are we getting the trail rations off the bear, rabbits, and deer too?"
-- TheHawk, Lazarus chief evangelist

"Cannibalism is the Ninth Virtue."
-- Ian

JPM: "So what's the mantra of cannibalism then?"
IDM: "YUM"


Long post, but I thought all of those were hilarious

[gufu1992]

Um.... for renegade fans... the game although horrible.... has a GREATE multiplayer!
see

[chainsoar]

I just remembered something here on this very forum that mighty midget said a while back, which made me laugh -

"10 mistakes of the 80's

1. 1980
2. 1981
3. 1982
4. 1983
5. 1984
6. 1985
7. 1986
8. 1987
9. 1988
10. 1989 "

[#BlakhOle#]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chainsoar @ Oct 22 2006, 04:27 AM) [snapback]262785[/snapback]</div>

I just remembered something here on this very forum that mighty midget said a while back, which made me laugh -

"10 mistakes of the 80's

1. 1980
2. 1981
3. 1982
4. 1983
5. 1984
6. 1985
7. 1986
8. 1987
9. 1988
10. 1989 "
[/b]

I disagree wholeheartedly. 80's was the era for rock, when people left the disco scene of the seventies and the world became a much better place. I enjoy some disco, but overall 80's rock kicks @rse.

[The Punisher]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(troop18546 @ Oct 21 2006, 11:40 PM) [snapback]262800[/snapback]</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blood-Pigggy @ Oct 22 2006, 12:08 AM) [snapback]262798[/snapback]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(troop18546 @ Oct 21 2006, 10:22 AM) [snapback]262742[/snapback]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Punisher @ Oct 21 2006, 03:18 PM) [snapback]262729[/snapback]

This is just the best thing i ever!!

- You know you live in 2006 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
[/b]

Some people will hate me for this, but heck...

[Snip]

sorry...
[/b][/quote]

Not funny.

And if you haven't noticed, I quoted his post so this page will just get bigger.
Ha.
[/b][/quote]

Definately , but you failed - I made it even bigger now. Ur still a n00b .

@ 80's joke -
[/b][/quote]
I GOT THE BIGGEST POST!
sorry.... :P

[Ulysses]

I found the list rather funny.

and here is something I found rather funny.
Those who're sensitive, don't feel insulted. Its a joke after all.

Once you're black, you don't go back.[/b]

[TheChosen]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(#BlakhOle# @ Oct 22 2006, 12:57 AM) [snapback]262834[/snapback]</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(chainsoar @ Oct 22 2006, 04:27 AM) [snapback]262785[/snapback]

I just remembered something here on this very forum that mighty midget said a while back, which made me laugh -

"10 mistakes of the 80's

1. 1980
2. 1981
3. 1982
4. 1983
5. 1984
6. 1985
7. 1986
8. 1987
9. 1988
10. 1989 "
[/b]

I disagree wholeheartedly. 80's was the era for rock, when people left the disco scene of the seventies and the world became a much better place. I enjoy some disco, but overall 80's rock kicks @rse.
[/b][/quote]

I agree! Long live Rock n' Roll!


For the funniest thing, I cant pick a choice. Many things i find are funny.

[The Fifth Horseman]

"Mods are always right, even if they're wrong".

[chainsoar]

I know the 80's were quite cool in places. After all, that was the decade of Slayer & Metallica. I just thought it was funny. The 80's were quite tacky, no matter how much cool music was produced. I mean, legwarmers? Espadrilles, for god's sake?

[The Spider Mastermind]

Aside from a littany of swear laden flamewars that I have seen, which I can't really post here, my favourite comes from a 'gentleman', who in the middle of a tirade about how everyone else on the board was a loser, was reminded that he was a 'brickie from Bournemouth', to which he replied:

"I'm not a bricky...

I'm an apprentice builder".

(Note: I have nothing against brickies, it was just funny considering he was ripping on everyone else's life)

And, in a poll to chose the most popular person on a board:

"You start out with -23, because that's the number of aliases you used to rig these polls."
"No, I'm only guilty of 7 votes."