Aside from a littany of swear laden flamewars that I have seen, which I can't really post here, my favourite comes from a 'gentleman', who in the middle of a tirade about how everyone else on the board was a loser, was reminded that he was a 'brickie from Bournemouth', to which he replied:
"I'm not a bricky...
I'm an apprentice builder".
(Note: I have nothing against brickies, it was just funny considering he was ripping on everyone else's life)
And, in a poll to chose the most popular person on a board:
"You start out with -23, because that's the number of aliases you used to rig these polls."
"No, I'm only guilty of 7 votes."
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