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[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 8 2005, 07:54 AM
Benefits of Being Female (aside from the obvious one :angel: )

* We got off the Titanic first.

Well I'd comment on the others too, but this one is tto good to be true...

I have an old German silent movie that tells the real story of the Titanic sinking!!!

Here's the story:
The Titanic is transporting a sarcofagus with an Egyptian mumy from Kairo to New York. But a couple of young lovers are making out on it and one (don't remember which one) gets cut by a thorn on the rose. The blood awakes the mumy and it turns all the male pasanger into zombies. So to stop the zombies the women aboard the ship sink the Titanic by deliberatly hitting an iceberg!
The last scene you can see is the iceberg and a woman navigating the ship directly towards it!

Unfortunately I haven't the entire thing - the begining is missing, so I don't know the exact title, but I can conver this scene into an AVI file and post it (I'm sure it would probably be legal as well, because the movie is probably so ols it's not copyright protected anymore).

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 7 2005, 10:54 PM
Benefits of Being Female (aside from the obvious one :angel: )

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

that doesn't apply to all girls... :whistle: (interpret that as you will

[blastradius14]

That's one reason I don't dance. The other is I don't know how anyway LOL

But seriously, I don't have a problem with any of those things. You want to wear my clothes just go right ahead :bleh:

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Sep 8 2005, 08:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Sep 8 2005, 08:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-allyfaucet@Sep 7 2005, 10:54 PM
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

that doesn't apply to all girls... :whistle: (interpret that as you will[/b][/quote]
Yeah, let's not forget the Elaine Dance from that Seinfeld episode. This isn't the best pic of it, but anyone who's seen the episode knows what I'm talking about.

[a1s]

those who know, have seen it allready, and the rest of us have no clue as to what you are talking about, why don't you post a small movie of it?

[Fruit Pie Jones]

I haven't found one, just a couple of stills. I'll see what I can turn up, though.

[eolsunder]

"* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. "

Obviously you never visited the FF boards and saw all the girls posts on "Tidus is so cute" or " Who is sexiest man in all the Final fantasy games" hehe.

"* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. "

True, but the thing is, if we marry someone 20 years younger, WE DON"T CARE! if we look like a idiot. ha. Women don't seem to understand that, we only care that she's 20 years old instead of 40. <grin>

[Blood-Pigggy]

Can we please stop with the sexist jokes?

[Havell]

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Sep 8 2005, 09:13 PM
Can we please stop with the sexist jokes?

No. :bleh:

As owned of this thread and a mod here I give permission for any manner of sexist, racist (to an extent) and obscene jokes. I'm considering putting a warning on this to warn of jokes about taboo things.

[Blood-Pigggy]

But it's offensive.
I don't care if they're jokes, can't we just get to ordinary jokes?