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Old 08-09-2005, 12:40 PM   #1091
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Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 8 2005, 07:54 AM
Benefits of Being Female (aside from the obvious one :angel: )

* We got off the Titanic first.
Well I'd comment on the others too, but this one is tto good to be true...

I have an old German silent movie that tells the real story of the Titanic sinking!!!

Here's the story:
The Titanic is transporting a sarcofagus with an Egyptian mumy from Kairo to New York. But a couple of young lovers are making out on it and one (don't remember which one) gets cut by a thorn on the rose. The blood awakes the mumy and it turns all the male pasanger into zombies. So to stop the zombies the women aboard the ship sink the Titanic by deliberatly hitting an iceberg!
The last scene you can see is the iceberg and a woman navigating the ship directly towards it!

Unfortunately I haven't the entire thing - the begining is missing, so I don't know the exact title, but I can conver this scene into an AVI file and post it (I'm sure it would probably be legal as well, because the movie is probably so ols it's not copyright protected anymore).
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