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[Havell]

EDIT in future, try not to fill my thread full of triple posts please.

[Sebatianos]

Little Jimmy (14 year old pupil) comes to see miss Ana (28 year old teacher - really hot).

A:"What do you want Jimmy?"
J:"Would you take off your shirt for 50€?"
Ana thinks about this, but because it's hot and she really doesn't want to waste the great push up (would like at least somebody to see it) she decieds to take the money.
J:"And would you take the skirt off for 150€?"
She thinks to her self - it may not be the most moral thing - but she knows she's well built and it flaters her that this boy would like to see her... so she does it.
J:"And would you let me play with your pu**y until you cum for 300€?"
She blushes a bit, but what the hell - she'll get payed by a boy who wants to give her an orgasm... So she takes the ofer.
After she enjoys herself Jimmy asks -
J:"And would you now give me a blow job for 800€?"
Well now she is really shoked, bu tdoesn't dare to turn him down. She's gone too far - and besides - when she thinks of all the money the boy will give her (for everything) that would be her monthly wage - so she blows him.
The boy gives her 1300€ and leaves.
Next the headmaster comes in.
H:"Did Jimmy bring you your payment for this month?"

[cheesegrater]

Here for some of my favorites. I knew a few other ones but I forgot them.

How do you keep a baby from falling into a manhole?
Throw a javelin at its head.

Why couldn't the baby turn the corner?
Because it had a javelin through its head.

How do you keep a baby from walking in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

[BeefontheBone]

What's small and red and getting smaller by the minute?

A baby with a razor blade.

[Havell]

What's pink and squeals?

A peeled baby

What's worse than a huge pile of dead babies?

A live one in the middle eating it's way out.


There were a loads of those eariler on in the thread.

[Sebatianos]

"Mom, how big is the Atlantic?"
"Shut up and swim."

"Mom, I don't like spagetti."
"Shut up or I'll pull the vains out of your other arm too."

"Mom, why is it so hot in here?"
"I told you to keep the apple in your mouth!"

Stupid jokes I know, but...


BTW:
What's round, green, small and has three corners?
A big blue square!

[Marek]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Apr 15 2005, 11:06 AM
What's round, green, small and has three corners?
A big blue square!

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[a1s]

Originally posted by Marek+Apr 15 2005, 11:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marek @ Apr 15 2005, 11:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sebatianos@Apr 15 2005, 11:06 AM
What's round, green, small and has three corners?
A big blue square!

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it's only funny if you don't think to hard about it!

Q:what does the goverment and Microsoft have in common?
A: they both promise to correct their errors in the next version.
Q: and what is the difference?
A: Microsoft does eventualy correct them.

[Danny252]

LOL good joke there a1s!

[RedJello]

What does an elephant and a strawberry have in common?
They're both red except for the elephant


LOL k: :bleh: :Brain: