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[Zainlong]

DAMN YOU SUPER GHOULS AND GHOSTS.
I swear i've been playing this game on and off for 8 or 9 years,
And i still can't finish the level with the ships...
One day that game will fear me.

[Lulu_Jane]

Alien v Predator 2 mulitplayer -

I HATE YOU.

You're a tease, that is all.

[Lulu_Jane]

Oh yeah thread, I'm bumping you with my white hot fiery rage and righteous frustration.

Steam, and to a lesser extent, Valve. Yes. I'm talking to you. Every time I hand over my hard earned pennies to you, you just smile and give me the middle finger response.

Seriously, all I want to do is play the Half Life 2 episodes. Is that so hard? First you give me fatal engine errors, and even though my system specs are fine for you and my drivers are up to date (YES THEY ARE STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES SAYING THAT THEY AREN'T) you consistently crash 2 minutes into the intro. I even fiddle with the resolution settings like some poor bugger suggested (YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE STEAM) and that works... once.

So again, I do what you want, I re-install my drivers, I re-install DirectX (YES THAT WAS UP TO DATE TOO YOU BASTARD,) and then what do you do? You give me a BSOD. Twice. And then I gave up and thought that I'd rather play Splinter Cell. SPLINTER CELL. I hate Splinter Cell, but I hate it less than you.

It's over. Give me back my Nina Simone albums and you'll find your shirts and toothbrush in a bag on my front lawn. Also, I've changed the locks.

[ianfreddie07]

Dear ZhuXian Online,

Thank you for drawing my brothers into your convulted gameworld and corrupting them with your "bots are OK" policy. You took my freedom away, melted our videocard (had to buy a new one, better though), wasted our electricity, and made me and my dad unhappy. Now are you happy?

Cheers,
Ian

[Lulu_Jane]

Gothic 3, you are just terrible.

I wanted to like you - I spent hours getting patches for you and setting you up properly. I'm sure you're a nice game if I was ever able to play you, but your horribly long load times and atrocious lagging prevented that. Whatever, I could have forgiven you over time, except that I just tried to uninstall you AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT PROPERLY. I was going to complain that exiting you sucked, because it's generally a courtesy to the player that when they want to quit YOU LET THEM, not make them hang around 5 minutes until you feel like shutting down, but having your uninstall program crash is just embarrassing.

I would hate you, but you're too pathetic to hate.



Funnily enough, I just bought the Painkiller series and if I have the same problems, JoWood, you'd better sleep with one eye open buddy.

[chainsoar]

Dear UO griefers,

Fuck you. Stealing my shit is one thing, it's all part of the game. Following me around town for 10 minutes afterwards, trying to steal my bandages for no reason except that you want to annoy the fuck out of me is just not cool. It'll work out OK, though, I think, because when I GM my combat skills, you're fucking dead. You hear me? You and all your guildmates are toast. I'll carry your heads around like trophies, and when I get a house, I'll lock them down on the doorstep so all passers by can laugh and say "haha, griefers fucking suck".

Yours hatefully,

Eat shit and die.

[chainsoar]

Dear Jimmy Pegorino,

FUCK YOU

That is all.

[hunvagy]

Dear Daggerfall,

PLEASE STOP SPAWNING DAEDROTHS!

FFS I'm at level 1!!!

Thank you,

The Adventurer

[AlumiuN]

Dear UFO: Enemy Unknown -

Please stop sending in masses of UFOs after my Avenger has been damaged, and then withholding your UFOs for a week after it has finished.

Otherwise, you epic win.

AlumiuN

[_r.u.s.s.]

PIKACHUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo