25-06-2004, 06:14 PM
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khhhhhhhh........hhh.....
 Haso's wife just had a baby and went to the hospital to visit them. And the nurse tells him there was a terrible mixup: 'We don't know wich of these babyes is yours, one is chinese, but for the other two we are not sure, it could be yours or it could be Herzegovian, could you try to identify them, fathers often have a sixt sence for this'. And so Haso looks at the babbies and picks the chinese, end the nurse askes him: 'Are you sure???', 'No, but at least I'm sure it's not Herzegovian!'.
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