25-10-2007, 09:16 AM
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Granted, you get better cake, however, it is still not delicious.
I wish for all accountants to spontaneously combust.
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25-10-2007, 09:41 AM
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Granted, the world is now in a financial crisis. GREAT JOB LULU! JEEESH...
I wish for another one to bite the dust.
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25-10-2007, 02:22 PM
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Granted.
Somebody in some forsaken part of the world chews on some dust. You don't know who it is or what they were trying to prove. But know that until his dying day he will hate you. I wish 1984 had a lovely, happy ending. |
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26-10-2007, 11:22 AM
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Granted, you are now in such a mental state you consider the ending of 1984 happy.
I wish for there to be less Big Brother on TV.
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26-10-2007, 04:36 PM
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Granted. There's a lot less Big Brother and a lot more Creepy Uncle Frank Who Prefers To Be Called Aunt Bernice.
I wish I could speak Scottish Gaelic.
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27-10-2007, 05:54 AM
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Granted. Now, you only speak scottish-gaelic, and you are unable to make a living due to it, then you spiral into a drug-induced narcotic oblivion, and finally kill yourself with bagpipes, ducktape, and a rabid squirrel.
I wish that a good leader would be elected to presidency in america, wouldn't die, wouldn't be replaced by someone worse(or at all), and wasn't the anti-christ OR satan. Also, he would be intelligent and knowledgable about all literacy and had an excellent vocabulary.
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27-10-2007, 05:58 AM
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Granted.
2 secs after the election USA is nuked to dust. I wish Lulu wasn't my passenger. She talks too much.
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28-10-2007, 02:09 AM
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Granted. Now, Kathy Griffin is your passenger.
I wish for a better tomorrow. P.S. Nuked counts as dying, but I'll let it go this time.
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28-10-2007, 02:54 AM
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Granted, tomorrow will be slightly better, but not enough so you will actually notice and today and every day except tomorrow will be hell.
I wish I had almighty powers to set everything right, (as well as the will to to so, so no "but you use it for evil" and all that :P)
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28-10-2007, 04:07 AM
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Granted.
Your first action is to set the Pisa tower right. The local souvenir shops will all go broke, so the shop owners lynch you. I wish 'nuked' wasn't considerated as killing by some nitpicking persons.
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