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[ReamusLQ]

I tie Punch to the back of a jet plane and have it speed off down the run way as fast as it can with out taking off, and do it again and again and again until all of Punch's flesh is torn from his body

[Blood-Pigggy]

I will now destroy your creativity like a small monkey.

Punch walks into a bar, an old man says "Howdy" Punch slaps him. Of course, the old man wants to eat Punch's brain, since he's a vampire-zombie-christian-farmer, but he stays his hands. Punch says "U R G4Y" and the old man goes insane. He takes a left hook and then does a vermipusisti trombolinia on his Trambolini.
Afterwards Punch attempts a crescendo a la luegardo on his Piano, as the crescendo rises, a massive explosion rings the bar, and a chimpanzee screams in a high pitched voice, the seventh dimension opens and then swallows Punch and the old man.
The seventh dimension later stated "I did it because I was bored."

Reamus later died because of unknown causes

[ReamusLQ]

Reamus then drives Bloody Piggy to a vet because he's so bloody, and the good animal doctor there fixes him right up so he will no longer bleed. When The Piggy Formarly Known as Bloody comes out of the anaesthetic, he impales himself on the doctors IV needle because he is no longer bloody, but just an ordinary piggy.

[punch999]

I smack reamus around with a big smelly tuna for his corny joke about piggy

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by punch999@Sep 18 2005, 02:13 PM
I smack reamus around with a big smelly tuna for his corny joke about piggy

While Punch is walking by a construction site, Reamus drops a fifty pound bag of cement on his head from forty feet in the air. While He is knocked out, Reamus goes down to his body and takes a jack hammer to it, dismembering each extremity, then pulverizing the torso into mush. Next he pours beef broth over the entire mess and blows a Dog Whistle. Eighteen dogs come to Reamus and begin ingesting Punches remains.

[Indignus IV]

I have Reamus commited for being an insane pyschopathic-murderer. Because I hate him so much, I schedule daily electro-shock treatment. After he is unconscious from the treatment, I inject him with cardiac-arrest inducing fluid. He regains consciousness, goes into cardiac arrest and begins having violent seizures and spitting up blood. I set him on fire and watch him running around screaming, on fire and clawing at his chest. Smiling, I set the electrodes to highest setting, and push it down his throat.

Later, I state to the police that I did it because I was bored.

I am commited, and lead a happy little life basket weaving in the asylum's courtyard.

[ReamusLQ]

Unfortuantely, Indi's favorite spot to basket weave was underneath a window of the asylum. Poor Indi was crushed to death by a drinking fountain when Chief ripped it out of the wall, threw it through the window, and ran to freedom.

[allyfaucet]

you are SICK


hm...you get really mad about something I did and then spontaneously combust.



hehehe

[ReamusLQ]

I'm hugging you when I spontaneously combust and both of us are blown to smithereens.

BTW, why is "smithereens" plural? Is there such thing as a single smithereen?

[Frodo]

One day, Reamus decides to go to the fair. He has a lovely time playing on the dogems, the waltzers, and even the ghost train.

Then he decides to visit the Hall Of Mirrors. Of course, being a vampire, he has no reflection. He complains to the owner of the Hall Of Mirrors that the mirrors must be faulty. The owner is so outraged at this suggestion, he smashes a mirror over Reamus's head, and then stakes Reamus with the wooden mirror frame.

All that's left of Reamuse is a small pile of dust.