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A Fan fic. Voted worst Fan Fic to ever exist, and thats saying something. There are things like half life: Full life consequences, but those are meant to be funny...this one is just....good LORD! Its a fan fic that squashes everything the world loves about harry potter into the ground, spits on it, defecates on it, and then makes love to it in a mud bath... and then some! Its made by a gothic/emo girl known as Tara Gilesbie in real life, and XXXbloodyrists666XXX on ff.net.

WARNING THOUGH: THE FAN FIC (TRIES AND FAILS) CONTAINS (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT) MAJOR (CRAPPY) SEXUALITY AND SEXUAL THEMES (PFFT) AND IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR (ANYONE) PEOPLE UNDER THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT IN YOUR COUNTRY, OR IF YOUR MOMS BEHIND YOU.

The main reason it was so horrible is the fact she has not knowledge of knowledgeable grammar or spelling AT ALL. she couldn't right a complete sentence to save her LIFE, and the fact she constantly uses OOC and net chat works in her writings

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA is XTREMLY SCRAY VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

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Whats wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his cloths so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything

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Among the constant OOC chat in her fanfic is the constant complete garbage in her actual fanfic herself. Sex, drugs, sex recording, sex watching, dumbledore swearing,

(spoiler contains a swear)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

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SERIOUSLY. GOOD CHARLOTTE and Hogwarts?

WARNING: The following is rated R. Seriously mods, im giving people fair warnings

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Just..dont look..honestly

her excuse to the fact dumbedore swore was that he had a "Headache"

STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

Example of her...well....yea

That was another thing she did, she threatened to end her fanfic unless she actually had support...her account got hijacked later by another person, near chapter 39 of her 44 chapter Epic, and the person actually made a decent ending to my understanding, and all that...but...yea... (fail)

anyways she reaquired her account and wrote a new ending...heres the final chapter of My Immortal

seriously i dont recomend younger viewers read this at all

“Dat’s mi car!!!!” shooted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz………….Snape!!!!!

“I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!!!!”

“You fucking prep!!!” yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sexx him but he’s a ropeist!!!!”

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Satan didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into………… Voldemont!!!!!!!111

“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!” Thunder came in da room.

“No plz don’t kill us!” pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B’loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred and Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious and Lucian all ran in.

“What is da meaning of dis?” Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.

“Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)

“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!” Snape ejaculated menacingly.

“You fucking preppy fags!” Serious shouted angrily.

“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

“Oh my fucking god!!!1” I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with

“If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton.” He laughed meanly.

“No!” I scremed. “FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!!!!11”

“Whats she talking abott??????” Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

“I saw 2 she’s gunna show evry1 da picter!!!111” Harry shouted angrily.

“Shut up!!!111’” Lumpkin roared.

“Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

“Think again you fucking muggle poser!!!!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.

“Acco Nevel’s wand!!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil’s wind was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!!!!!!!!11111”

He maid lighting come all over da place.

“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.

Chapter 44, full of swears, dont look

My most favourite quotes are in this chapter. The "“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” and "“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111”



Seriously though, time for an actual review. This fan fic is a disgrace to actual decent fanfictioners. Actually, its just a disgrace to even people who arnt good! There arnt words to describe how many moral grounds the author broke when writing this piece of crap! While she got millions of views because people were in it for the lulz, good writers got nothing.

Verdict

“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” and I know a four letter word for "Crap", and thats what this is

In the style of Tara: "VERDIK!!111"

if you wanna look at this yourself, go ahead. Its so bad its hilarious

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm

Website URL...little kids dont go there..youll have bad dreams forever