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Now this is one screwy game. You get to play one of the three characters and their missions (options) are different. Playing one of the two Earthlings you need to heal an alien that crush-landed on our planet. In the process of doing this you meet various people and you can talk with them. If a person is of different gender then yourself you’ll get a lips icon (presumably to talk some more…), but upon clicking it, it will change into a screw icon (a little pointy thing that seems to have no effect on the gameplay whatsoever, except showing you some bonus material of rocket launching, torpedo firing, zeppelin flying…). Like I said, screwy.
Otherwise the game is quite a pleasant adventure game, but a bit too easy. Having three different characters to choose from is a nice twist (but actually there’s only some difference if you chose an alien of an earthling). You need to get that alien craft operational again and leave Earth in it. Don’t think too much of it, you won’t be the first human to do so. Your old man was also kidnapped and saw giant man-eating walking plants along with many beautiful vixens set upon sexual domination, making it hard for any man to resist them.
The game is entirely controlled by a mouse. It features good background music, but the speech (yes it has speech) sounds a bit scratchy. To load or save press ESC and a jukebox screen will show up. Song titles are the names of your saved games. Playing a song loads a game and recording it saved it. Exiting leaves the game and returning returns to playing. Now I suggest you save often, because I had some troubles with the game. It froze up three or four times (luckily I just returned to the saved point and played on).
There aren’t many animations in the game and even those that are, is more of a background effect. The graphics are very good though and nice. As for the first part, so goes for this one as well. You probably wouldn’t want your parents to know, you’ve been letting your younger (9 year old) sister watch you play this game.
And now enough foreplay, it’s time to really play. Download this game ranking at an average mark of 3 (for being graphically good, sounding good, but just too easy and to burdened with censored sexuality).
There are also two extras: the Codes and the Walkthrough.
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