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[CaitSith]

Granted. But it's the Ebon Hawk and you get killed by assasins on Nar Shaddaa.

I wish Portal 2 would come out soon.

[Tomekk]

Granted, but the game came out in a very glitchy state and you got stuck in a never-ending portal loop.

I wish for.... NO SCHOOL!

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but then you are unable to get a decent job.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[esgmaster]

Granted, but you always get the opposite of what you ask for.

I wish to be Boba Fett, without the whole "getting eaten by a Sarlacc" thing.

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but then you displease Jabba and he feeds you to his new pet, a krayt dragon.

I wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

[CaitSith]

Granted. But it only creates blue portals and is useless.

I wish for Pi

[The_Lemming]

Your wish is my command.

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I wish for Microsoft to go bankrupt and disappear forever.

[esgmaster]

Granted, but.........Jabba the Hutt makes Huttsoft, with it's new OS Microhutt. And they send virus' only countered by their OS.

I wish to see the Star Wars: Holiday Special.

[supa_mario]

Granted... I don't think I need to corrupt this. It's corrupted enough.


I wish for wireless internet.

[esgmaster]

Granted, your wired internet is now wireless.

I wish to see Jar Jar Binks mutilated corpse in Episode VII.