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Old 19-09-2005, 01:17 AM   #1
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Check this out, it's soooo funny. What to do if you r an evil overlord. http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
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Old 19-09-2005, 01:27 AM   #2
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If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
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I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
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If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
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Old 19-09-2005, 01:37 AM   #3
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# If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
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Old 19-09-2005, 02:07 AM   #4
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Hahaha thats good!!
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I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
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If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
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Old 19-09-2005, 05:15 AM   #6
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Old 19-09-2005, 05:33 AM   #7
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Originally posted by Fawfulhasfury@Sep 19 2005, 02:17 AM
Check this out, it's soooo funny. What to do if you r an evil overlord. http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
Old, but still a classic.
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Old 19-09-2005, 07:31 AM   #8
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