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[Saccade]

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       ,'..____..-`.
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[Saccade]

            ,-\';__.
          ./ ( _\)_\\
         //  )(e (e( )  Check out my pwning pistol.
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 __\  \_ __\    c '_____). \____ ______|
 ___`o=._  /   _.-'\____ '\/_________|
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 ___________| / /___________________|_
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stuff that yr mum won't like

[Saccade]

BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"



"John Thomas' Lifestory"

           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      It ain't easy being a dick...
       (___________)
         | (.) (.)
         |   (_) |
         |   ,-. |
       ,'         `.
      / /|       |\ \
     / / |       | \ \
     \ \ |       | / /
      (( |       | ))
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




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         ,'     `.
        /         \      I've got a head I can't think with...
       (___________)))
         |(') (')| / /
         |  (_)  |/ /
         |  ,-.  / /
       ,'         /
      / /|       |
     / / |       |
     \ \ |       |
      (( |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      I've got an eye I can't see out of...
       (___________)
   ((    |(.) (.)|    ))
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     `.`.|  ,-.  |,','
       `.`       ','
         |       |
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       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




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        /         \      I have to hang aorund with two NUTS all the time...
       (___________)
         |(.) (.)|
         |  (_)  |
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       ,'         `.
      / /|       |\ \
     / / |       | \ \
    / /  |       |  \ \
    ((   |       |   ))
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




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         ,'     `.
        /         \      My closest neighbour is a REAL asshole...
       (___________)
         | (.)(.)|
         |   (_) |
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       ,'        `.
      / /|       `.`.
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     \ \ |       |   `.;
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       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




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         ,'     `.
        /         \      My best friend is a pussy...
       (___________)
   ((    |(.) (.)|    ))
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     `.`.|  ,-.  |,','
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         |       |
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       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'



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        /         \      And every time I get excited..
     (((___________)     I THROW UP!!
     \ \ |(.) (.)|    ))
      \ \|  (_)  |  ,','
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        \        ','
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'

THE END

stuff yr mum won't like

[Saccade]

                Read you E-Zine, Comrades!


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[Saccade]

uber-falcon

Can you believe this is a... cake?!

[Tomekk]

Originally Posted by Saccade

BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

From: "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"



"John Thomas' Lifestory"

           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      It ain't easy being a dick...
       (___________)
         | (.) (.)
         |   (_) |
         |   ,-. |
       ,'         `.
      / /|       |\ \
     / / |       | \ \
     \ \ |       | / /
      (( |       | ))
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      I've got a head I can't think with...
       (___________)))
         |(') (')| / /
         |  (_)  |/ /
         |  ,-.  / /
       ,'         /
      / /|       |
     / / |       |
     \ \ |       |
      (( |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      I've got an eye I can't see out of...
       (___________)
   ((    |(.) (.)|    ))
   `.`.  |  (_)  |  ,','
     `.`.|  ,-.  |,','
       `.`       ','
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      I have to hang aorund with two NUTS all the time...
       (___________)
         |(.) (.)|
         |  (_)  |
         |  ,-.  |
       ,'         `.
      / /|       |\ \
     / / |       | \ \
    / /  |       |  \ \
    ((   |       |   ))
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      My closest neighbour is a REAL asshole...
       (___________)
         | (.)(.)|
         |   (_) |
         |   ,-. |
       ,'        `.
      / /|       `.`.
     / / |       | `.`.))
     \ \ |       |   `.;
      (( |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'




           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      My best friend is a pussy...
       (___________)
   ((    |(.) (.)|    ))
   `.`.  |  (_)  |  ,','
     `.`.|  ,-.  |,','
       `.`       ','
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'



           ,-,-.
         ,'     `.
        /         \      And every time I get excited..
     (((___________)     I THROW UP!!
     \ \ |(.) (.)|    ))
      \ \|  (_)  |  ,','
       \ \  ,-.  |,','
        \        ','
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
        ,'`    ` `.
       / ` `  ` ` `\
       |``` `  ``` |
        `._`,'.`_,'

THE END

stuff yr mum won't like

This is genius I LOVE IT :thumbs:

[Saccade]

Originally Posted by Tomekk

This is genius I LOVE IT :thumbs:

I will relay your message, Tomekk!

[ltsajber]

do this:


But large...like 800x600...

[Saccade]

Now that's a challenge!

One I'll probably use some handy generator software for.

I usually measure ASCII by characters instead of pixels, but if I use the software, then it means that it'll be easy to resize and it'll be a png or jpeg when I've finished with the after-touches.

I've been meaning to try doing some HTML Ascii again, anyways...
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Hmmm - I've touched up the image so that it's a bit brighter and the definition's better... But, it's still too dark to convert using the software that I've used in the past (I had to enlarge the image as it only works on 800x600+ which sucks, because that means you can't do thumbnails and have them look the same...):

Duke Nukem

Have you got an higher resolution (or quality) version of this image, or one that's not entirely red..?
Either that or I'm gonna go back to the ascii resource pages and find some conversion software that's, erm, free.

[Saccade]

In the meantime, while I'm working on that...

Here, enjoy a re-enactment of the Nuremberg Rally:

|        |  ------------\    ,---.  /------------  |        |
|        |   ---------.  `-./  "\.-'  .---------   |        |
|  ,--.  |     --------\   .         /--------     |  ,--.  |
| ( >< ) |        ------`-.|      .-'------        | ( >< ) |
|  `--'  |             ---/ `/"\  \---             |  `--'  |
|      . |                `//_-_\\'                |        |
| : .  ! |                (.'   ',)                | . : . :|
| ! ! .| |                 Mein Kampf..!           | : | ! .|
| |_| ;|_|                ___   /                  |_| !_| !|
`-' `-^'                 / (`\\   ,                  `-' `-^'
                        c` 9\9  .  '
                   ___.-| -_"/
                  /\===\|_/===\
                 /`< __ >/ __|,\
                ( - | '|/o| '|- \
                 ___&_______&__
                `               `
                  `______________`