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[The_Lemming]

And upon your hill, I build the Tower of Barad-dur, complete with the EVIL LORD LEMMINGAURON!

(He has the One Ring of Lemmingland.)

[Robdemon]

I cast change terrain causing hills to turn to grassland and the tower to crash to the ground killing evil lord lemmingauron.

I build a wildlife sanctuary.

[El Quia]

The level crash to DOS. I build a well with a botomless bucket.

[Yes Or Nay]

Actually, the well is bone-dry. Doh.

I erect a temple and dedicate it to to the eternal and allmighty Sun God.

[El Quia]

There is a nuclear war. The sun is forever hidden because of the nuclear winter. Lots of angry ex-worshippers destroy the temple.

I build a school where kids learn to see in the darkness and nuclear survival lessons

[Robdemon]

Super mutants attack and destroy it.

I build a moon.

[El Quia]

An army of rats eat the moon (made of cheese, of course).


I build a comfy bed

[Robdemon]

The army of rats are still hungry and eat the comfy bed.

I build a amusement park for the rats, it is given exception to the hygiene check for rodents.