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[TheGiantMidgit]

I literally laughed out loud when I digested the phrase "never read a book in his life." I guess it would constitute as an in-joke only I would get.

A. J. Raffles is an 8.4 foot tall, blue (depressed) demon. She rides the night sky on her candy cane encrusted tobaggon, distributing colourfully dyed egg shell pieces to all the good little boys and girls situated in Slovakia. She does this everynight, in an attempt to way lay her depression, and it works for the most part. She enjoys long walks on the beach, quiet dinners, and sunsets. She also eats puppies.