03-07-2005, 09:50 PM
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im .... dieng ...... ribs ... splitting ...... cant ... breathe ........ cant .... breathe......
help ... me .... god........... |
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03-07-2005, 09:53 PM
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@Frodo - not a bad *knock knock* joke, but somebody already posted it in this thread...
@OMG - that's funny: Oh My God is calling on God for help... :whistle: |
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04-07-2005, 11:01 AM
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!!! wait.......i dont get it.........  |
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06-07-2005, 01:46 AM
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Jean Claude Van Damme and James Bond meet each other:
"My name is Bond, James Bond!" "My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme!" |
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06-07-2005, 01:09 PM
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I really get that 1!!!!! :w00t: :w00t:
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13-07-2005, 01:18 AM
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alrite guys...we need a new joke to bring this topic back...
and here we go! Q-how do u kno if a blonde is having a bad?? A-her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!! LOL |
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13-07-2005, 07:04 AM
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A bad day, surely? Even then, it's not very funny...
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13-07-2005, 08:07 AM
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Here's a funny situation that actually happened to me, and it really pissed me off. Before I switched to my cable connection and to Yahoo mail , I was having a problem with my e-mail account, so I called tech support. They informed me that I was unable to get my e-mail or connect because I had not downloaded the latest patch to update the software. I asked them how I was supposed to get the link, and then the idiot told me "We will mail it to your e-mail address, glad we could be of help" <click> ...the line goes dead...I call again, speak to another moron, who says the same thing, but this time I manage to get in "WAIT WAIT WAIT!" "yes sir?" "My e-mail account is down...how am I supposed to get the e-mail you are sending me?" "Oh...right...um...please hold..." People are so stupid |
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13-07-2005, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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a student is having an exam in litereture, he has to tell about charecters War and Pece (put any other book here), so he satrts talking about Pier Brezuhov, after a while the examinator tells him " ok, we've heard enough about the hero, tell us about heroine". "oh- replies the student- heroin is powerfull stuff... why are you asking about it"
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13-07-2005, 01:27 PM
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@ ReamusLQ I can imagine your frustration. :ranting: Your internet \ email is not working, so you how are you supposed to download the patch, or get it through email. :crazy: You must feel like  to the tech support people.
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