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[Fubb]

Dur to the low income of tickets sold to people flying to Tokyo and Kyoto, the Airport management opens flights to and from New Dehli aswell.

A Pacifist from the far-off land of India by the name of "Gone-De" Arrives at your airport and preaches to few survivors of the previous slaughters, aswell as low-wage and depressed airport staff about how violence is not the answer

[sgtboat]

My military launches a low level B-52 strike and levels all structures on the hill.
I call it paradise and put in a parking lot.

[Fubb]

The UN members vote for a sanction! Sgtboatia is censured and unable to do anything!

All weapons in the parking lot including numerous SAMs, Tanks of many kinds and small arms are surrendered to the Benevolent Abandonian Military Junta led by Fubb! He declares martial law, and all sgtboat supporters in the hill are EXECUTED! Fubbanese troops dig in, and change the parkinglot to an extensive network of extensive defense!

[Saccade]

Being a rogue nation, Saccadia (A Sim City) decides that it will drop not only nano-disassemblers over the entire site, but gas also.

The nano machines get busy tearing everything apart, reducing all to their basic atomic particles, leaving nothing but dust.

The dust is blasted away as the gas laden warhead smashes into the defences.
The gas acts as a potent steriliser. This land is now entirely useless and dead.

When the air is cleared, dust swirling in small eddies, Saccadia overviews it's new territory.
Bleak, polluted and not very promising.
Saccade decides to decontaminate, to allow new growth in the future.

Eventually the soil is capable of sustaining life (the particles from the nano-dust helped with this) and grass grows back on the hill.
Things start to look up somewhat.

Though, empty and grassy mounds may attract the occasional picnicker, Saccade decides to build a massive complex devoted to TIV's.

Total Immersion Video-games are a big hit amongst the many obese, game addicted, non working populous of Saccadia.
Saccade decides to complete construction of the TIV complex and fill it with the kinds of gamers you get who play PS3 for 4 days straight, finish Metal Gear Solid on Big Boss Hard level in 3 hours and have converted their couch into a toilet.

With a refrigerator attachment and microwave.

Now Saccadia can play on-line without some bloody addict calling everyone a Noob and Pwning everything.

Peace reigneth and entertainment is king.

The Hill is, for the time being, a part of the domain of Saccadia and we shall defend it as best we can.
For playing online and not getting killed every two seconds is more fun than some obese arsebag with an aimbot ruining the game for all 34 people connected.

Those bastards are all in this building!!!

Do what you will.
All I have done is subjugate and collect them so they are at the mercy of the next King of the Hill.

King for a day, Fool for a Lifetime.

(good album)

[El Quia]

They all die. The accumulated urine overflows and short circuit the machines. A raging fire reduces everything to ash, which is blown by the wind to the corners of the Earth.



I build a nice garden, guarded by a stern policeman.

[Saccade]

A pregnant woman comes along and, as required by law, the Stern Policeman removes his helmet for her to piss in behind a bush.

Whilst he's nonchalantly waiting for her to finish, the pregnant woman goes into labour.
He rushes over at her cries but, before he can radio for help, he is struck over the head with an iron bar by the pregnant woman's husband.

Who just so happens to be a very good doctor.
He delivers the baby and is repulsed to find that his wife has given birth to a feral, writhing, spitting & biting half-breed Wolf-Cat.

Probably as a result of shoddy decontamination by the Saccadian clean-up crews.
They always spend too much time reading the porno mags they find. Some have even been know to trawl ever onwards in their search for more and more shocking porn, only to die in the quest.

The Doctor and his Wife quickly wrap the monster-childe in a blanket, administering a short acting sedative to keep it asleep as they hastily bury the body of the Stern Policeman.

They take great care not to get his brains and mush over their clothes.
The splatter they rake into the garden's beds, over where they bury Him - in amongst the Gardenias, just left of the Wisteria.

Deciding that they want nothing to do with their horrific offspring, the Doctor leaves £1000 in cash stapled to the freak-baby's head.

Who dares enter the garden to claim the prize from this vicious monster of a child?!

[Yes Or Nay]

A sudden flash of light literally erases everything from the surface. However, the destruction also produced a lone sign, which now stands atop the hill, reading:

"No more epic-long nonsense, ruining the basic humorous idea of the game. Anew!"

[Saccade]

Originally Posted by Yes Or Nay

A sudden flash of light literally erases everything from the surface. However, the destruction also produced a lone sign, which now stands atop the hill, reading:

"No more epic-long nonsense, ruining the basic humorous idea of the game. Anew!"

Cheers mate...
Way to make someone feel a bit better about themselves when they've had a bad day.

I'm out.

[Yes Or Nay]

Originally Posted by Saccade

Cheers mate...
Way to make someone feel a bit better about themselves when they've had a bad day.

I'm out.

Listen fella, don't blame me. I feel sorry for you having a bad day but you saw how it goes in this topic that no one writes such long posts to continue the story. The point is being brief yet somewhat funny/creative. This ain't a real long story.

How about you continue the story, taking into consideration what I've mentioned? Huh? Huh?

[El Quia]

The sign is torn down.

I build a fancy pub.