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[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, Tulac has a long and prosperous life, and you die lonely and alone in about 6 months from now.

I wish for a nice piece of cheese.

[TheChosen]

There you go! A very molty piece of cheese. Probably too dangerous to eat.


I wish I would be a wrestler.

EDIT: @Lulu: Ouch!

[Lulu_Jane]

Congratulations! You are now Chris Benoit.


I wish I could speak foreign languages better



EDIT: Ok, I had a little think, and thought I should say sorry, that's a tasteless joke about Benoit. sorry darl

[Icewolf]

Granted you know alomost every language there is but you can't make out who speaks what tongue. So you'll end up running from person to person talking to them in foreign sounds and they'll all wander off shaking their heads.


I wish my boss wouldn't be such a moron.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now your boss is so smart, that he can build robots to do all his work for free. He has no use for you, so he fires you.


I wish I could go to Japan.

[Morrin]

Granted, I'll order you the whole package with tickets... to pukkake show!

I wish I could go to japan too.

[_r.u.s.s.]

then get a great job, make Looots of money :w00t: and commit harakiri cause of the overload

i wish i could make a loots of money without harakiri

[TheChosen]

Granted. Youre now a male prostitute.


I wish I would own a copy of "No One Lives Forever".

[_r.u.s.s.]

*a sound of shot from desert eagle fills the room as the dark red blood fills floor pouring down from chosens hole in his forhead* no one lives forever

i wish i had a hankerchief

[TheChosen]

Granted. Youre now choking on a hankerchief which I pushed down your throath.


I wish there would be a more social-based MMORPG.