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It's a pole vault.
Guitars are evil if...
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17-12-2008, 09:44 AM
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... you play a mean solo on them.
Your pen is extremely evil if...
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21-12-2008, 09:51 PM
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... it kills people. (Who here has seen Johnny English?
 )Rowan Atkinson is evil if...
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22-12-2008, 05:15 PM
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.... he's not making any jokes...
 Pressing various keys is evil if...
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22-12-2008, 05:19 PM
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...they're not as much keys as big, sinister-looking red buttons.
Playing with hydrogen bombs is all fun and joy if...
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22-12-2008, 09:10 PM
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..it weren't for the evilness in bombs
your camera is evil if..
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22-12-2008, 09:12 PM
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... it sends images of a buck naked you to every woman you try to focus on through their windows.
 and  and  are evil if...
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24-12-2008, 05:48 AM
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if you put them all together in the same room
a fresh and unfold [insert your homeland currency here]bill is evil if..
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...if you pay the underage gypsy *****/fortune teller with it
Jews are evil if...
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they'r broken jaws and you're hungry.
Evil is really, really, REALLY evil if...
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