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[SupSuper]

DeathDude runs for the UFO and in the middle of all the debris he manages to spot a snakeman. And... ZAP, it's dead.


*next turn*

From the smoke come two plasma shots which miss DeathDude. He manages to spot the source and ZAPPO, killed it.


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[Fruit Pie Jones]

I thought Horseman did an excellent job of keeping his seat securely bolted to the floor of the Skyranger. He definitely earned that promotion!

[The Fifth Horseman]

alright for finishing the big cleanup i need the following:
2litres of bleach
bottle of strong acid
six-pack of strong lager(the only thing that can dissolve vindaloo)
few squirts on napalm(the best weed killer)
stun rod
and a crate full of aerosol spray air fresheners

Would you mind getting it within next 48 hours? Even though as a machine I don't suffer as much as my human squadmates, it's still bloody annoying.

[Quintopotere]

Originally posted by SupSuper@Sep 7 2005, 07:17 PM

Ok, i did nothing in the last 5 or 6 missions, i went for some holidyas to Hawaii and i became colonel? :blink:
Now everyone will notice that i have many influential friend... :bleh:
I'm spending all my pay in promotion parties!!

[Tom Henrik]

Pay?
We get paid? :blink:

[Toxik]

well i dont know if you do get paid but i dont.But i dont want money,i like this job.meet interesting persons,fry them with plasma gun...

also i would like to introduce you bernie.i found him when i was searching through my room.c'mon bernie,dont be afraid*something looking vaguely like a sock crawls from behind toxiks leg*
Awww istn he the cutest carnivorous sock you've ever seen?
whos the cutie you itty-bitty fluffy-schmuffy little sockie?
he probably evolved from the great pile of socks that was in my room.

[SupSuper]

Originally posted by Tom Henrik@Sep 8 2005, 12:39 PM
Pay?
We get paid? :blink:

Yes you do, $20k/month, even if you stay all month just snoozing on the base. Why do you think we're losing money, hmmm?!? Ressurections aint cheap, too. If I had my way I'd just shutdown the ressurection vats and we'd be a lot better, but I'm not the one running the place, Kosta is, so you guys better be glad he ordered those things in the first place.

[DeathDude]

Alrighty first mission and still alive 'Adjusts sunglasses' 'Plays air guitar'

[Aristharus]

Originally posted by SupSuper+Sep 8 2005, 03:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SupSuper @ Sep 8 2005, 03:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tom Henrik@Sep 8 2005, 12:39 PM
Pay?
We get paid? :blink:

Yes you do, $20k/month, even if you stay all month just snoozing on the base. Why do you think we're losing money, hmmm?!? Ressurections aint cheap, too. If I had my way I'd just shutdown the ressurection vats and we'd be a lot better, but I'm not the one running the place, Kosta is, so you guys better be glad he ordered those things in the first place. [/b][/quote]
$20,000 a month?!!1

Why pay so much for someone whose estimated lifetime would be counted in days?! Even if one survives long enough to get the paycheck, who has the time to spend that much money? Especially as we're not allowed to leave the base except for missions.

[Spookyfish]

Originally posted by Aristharus+Sep 8 2005, 01:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Aristharus @ Sep 8 2005, 01:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Yes you do, $20k/month, even if you stay all month just snoozing on the base. Why do you think we're losing money, hmmm?!? Ressurections aint cheap, too. If I had my way I'd just shutdown the ressurection vats and we'd be a lot better, but I'm not the one running the place, Kosta is, so you guys better be glad he ordered those things in the first place.

$20,000 a month?!!1

Why pay so much for someone whose estimated lifetime would be counted in days?! Even if one survives long enough to get the paycheck, who has the time to spend that much money? Especially as we're not allowed to leave the base except for missions. [/b][/quote]
Hey... You got a point there... How come I haven't gotten my paycheck yet? And why can't we leave the base? I want to buy a tin bottle for my vodka!