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Old 01-03-2005, 08:19 PM   #41
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I realize the only way to escape from this dream reality is to "kill" myself, so I run and look for some way to do it, before They return.
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:21 PM   #42
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I notice a Powerbar lying unopened on the beach sand....
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:24 PM   #43
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Knowing them to be deadly, I grab it and eat it. My intestines explode, having been filled with the Nitroglycerin of which Powerbars are comprised. I wake up, back in the woods......
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:25 PM   #44
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...only to find Mario staring at me once again...
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:30 PM   #45
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Amazingly, Mario does the one thing no one ever expected him to do. He actually dies. Of a heart attack. Next to me I see Peach and Bowser with their little kid. "Whoo hoo! Thank god! That stalker is finally dead!" says the ecstatic Peach.
"Mama, mama. I wanna go play with that man!"
"Alright, go ahead little man"
I stare in horror at the half-turtle-half-dragon-half-prostitute and run into the woods. His steady tread haunts my every more, and I am running out of places to run to.....
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:34 PM   #46
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The slow thump of it's footsteps echo in the woods, sweat is pouring off my chest and forehead, I can see the image of it in my head, tearing my legs off, it's hideous visage smiling as we play a game of scrabble, too late I turn around and see it's malformed face...
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:36 PM   #47
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It grabs me by the throat and squeezes. I hear a cruch and a pop, and I know I'm gone for good.........



I wake up in the forest... WTF!
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:39 PM   #48
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Only, to find Mario staring at me once again, but this time with dead eyes, his lifeless body is impaled on a old spire made of playboy pages glued together.
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:47 PM   #49
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And now I realize the truth of it all: I am in a Cher music video. I cry out in pain and agony, and repeatedly kill myself over and over again. Finally, I get sick of it, and go to sleep.
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Old 01-03-2005, 08:47 PM   #50
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This time I stayed and examine him closely.I found a corpose of strange little creature that I ate before.When I took it the Mario looked at me and tried to grab me.I jumped away in surprise but then Mario zombie jumped out of spire took it and started to chasing me with it.I run back into forest.

Btw:Congratulations.I dont think that someone can make this story more weird than it already is k:
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