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[El Quia]

The DOS portal is infected with the virus Michelangelo and is completly wiped out. The sockwave of this affects Lemmingland, bringing about it's destruction as the island is swallowed by the lake.

A sudden earthquake creates a mountain. Centuries of erosion turn it into a hill. I build a black monolith on it.

[The_Lemming]

Unfortunately, there is a fatal flaw in it, which the last surviving Lemming exploits with 1 last action...

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"Oh No!"
POP!

I build a statue to honor that heroic Lemmming.

[El Quia]

History forgets that lemming and the metal from the statue is recycled. I build a zigurath

[The_Lemming]

You are sued for recycling the Lemming memorial by the AFPOM (Association For the Protection Of Memorials). Control of your ziggurat is then transferred to me.

I go to the top of the ziggurat, insert a crystal into a slot on a short column, and as a red beam glows.......

THE DOS PORTAL RETURNS!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!

This time with IBM AntiVirus!

And.......

LEMMINGS EMERGE ONCE AGAIN!

[Simoneer]

''You overlooked the possibility of a nuclear strike.

The hill is now completely unaware of the normal. Enter, the hill of the abnormality.

I, from the clouds above, descend a bunch of underlings, the 'care bears', to clean this radioactive place up.''



- One of the care bears descending from above.

''I then code the most destructive virus in existence. Surrounding, protecting, serving this grand hill of mine the virus is. I sit on a chair in the middle of the whole thing, with care bears standing in a circle around me. Their powers are unknown. Watch your step carefully.''



- One of the care bears, post-radioactive exposure.


(Tell me if I broke the pattern, or any rule, please. My attempts at epicness usually fails one way or another. )

[El Quia]

You wake up, and realize that it was all a dream.


I build a physical representation of an escher's painting

[Simoneer]

A tornado hits the building, making the whole thing like a normal house. Only difference is that it has stairs reaching all the way up to the roof.

I then walk up to the roof, set the whole thing on fire, and jump the hell away... And finally, I build a virtually indescructible pyramid on the ashes.

[El Quia]

The ashes gain sentience and inhabit your piramid. Realizing that the piramid was only "vistually" indestructible, they destroy it, destroying their civilization in the process.


I build junk yard

[Simoneer]

What you didn't know, was that the pyramid had Mumm-Ra The Ever-Living in it, who simply cannot be destroyed. He flicks your pathetic little mortal body away with his finger, and then runs off, screaming like a little girl.

I build a complex temple.

[The_Lemming]

The FBI drop in and investigate El Quia's Junkyard on suspicion of credit card fraud, and Indiana Jones puts all the complex temple's secrets in a museum.

I bury the temple, leaving an underground passage open for access, and build a giant floppy disk containing all of Abandonia's downloadable games.