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Granted. It is the happiest birthday anyone has ever had in the entire existence of mankind. Unfortunately every birthday after this one sucks and is incredibly disappointing because none of them could possibly live up to how great this one is, so to escape the depression you OD on heroin and die at the ripe old age of 20.
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22-10-2007, 08:10 AM
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Granted.
Your tongue in a jar. I wish I had the discipline to end this tongue madness. |
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22-10-2007, 09:26 AM
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Granted, but no-one else does, so your tongue-stopping plans are foiled MWAHAHHAH.
I wish I was less stressed today.
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22-10-2007, 10:11 AM
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Granted. You are less stressed, you are totally bored. Nothing happens and the whole day is dull. When you're home you think what a crappy day this has been and get drunk.
I wish for more scalable phoning solutions!
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22-10-2007, 04:07 PM
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Granted.
You get your completely uninteresting wish, but your phone gets superglued to your ear. By the way, Lulu's wish turned into a perfect day. I wish I got the exact same result from this wish. |
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23-10-2007, 06:19 AM
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Congratulations, racer. You got it right. You wished the perfect wish. You have a very nice day. Enjoy it, because it is also your last. <Nefarious, diabolical, maniacal laughter>
I wish for a single atom of a single brick of the Great Wall of China to fall off in six years.
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23-10-2007, 12:00 PM
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Granted. It does. Nothing happens to the wall. The atom get carried directly to you due to interregional winds and weather and whatnot. It turns into an isotope and starts the chainreaction of radioactive toxication in your body.
I wish for less duties to keep your life straight.
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23-10-2007, 09:19 PM
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Granted.
Your duties decrease and my life shifts into an arc. A high velocity arc on a collision course with your face, which explodes into powder upon impact. I take your credit card(s) from the carcass. I wish I knew what jesus would do. |
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24-10-2007, 06:45 AM
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Granted. It's perverted and now you're disillusioned.
I wish I wasn't so cross today.
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24-10-2007, 08:19 AM
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Granted, you are square today.
I wish for a gagor.
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