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[Scatty]

21. You can eat the towel after 30 long, desperate days without a single crumb in your mouth... however that would be your last meal

[ReamusLQ]

22. You can put a towel behind your head and lay down before you do an interstellar space jump to keep from being sick (though when you wake up it will somehow be by your feet)

[The Punisher]

23. You can take a towel over your head and think that you are a ghost then go scare the old lady next door. (BEWARE, scaring old ladys may kill them!)

[Mighty Midget]

24. You can put a towel on your head and see if you have any luck trying to get an airliner ticket.

[Lulu_Jane]

25. You can use a towel to flog the programmers at work as punishment for acting like spoilt artists and prima donna's.

25.5 You can then use it to plug your ears as their whining increases to an ear-drum shattering volume.

[horrorist]

26. You can wrap your computer into a towel, in order to hide it, if the bailiff might visit you.

[Lulu_Jane]

27. You use it to cover your head to form a sort of "steam tent" as you inhale fumes from camphor in a bowl of boiling water, when you have a cold.

(Ugh, germ theory has owned my immune system yet again *cough cough*)

[Mighty Midget]

28 You can cut a towel into several smaller handkerchiefs if you have a cold

[horrorist]

29. You can pull strings out of it and use them to clean your teeth.

30. You can wrap it around the lamp on your bedroom table, if you are too sloopy to reach for the switch.

31. You can roll it into a tube and pretend this to be a lasergun.

32. You can put a towel over your keybord to type more quietly.

33. You can hide your boy/ girlfriends face so it does not distract you from the rest (and vice versa!).

34. You can speak with a towel in your mouth, if you would like to imitate Clint Eastwood (if you would like to imitate Marlon Brando, use a bedsheet instead).

35. You could disguise as a towel, using a towel.

36. You can replace another towel.

[Mighty Midget]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(strachwitz @ Jan 18 2007, 06:37 AM) [snapback]275454[/snapback]</div>

if you would like to imitate Marlon Brando, use a bedsheet instead
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LOL

37. You can wash a towel