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![]() Well, this may not appeal to many out there. But, when I was a kid I thought it sounded like the funniest thing I had ever heard. Made killing bad guys hallarious.
Wolfenstein 3d, when minor enemies killed, "Mein Leben!" |
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![]() "LAUNCH FIGHTERS. LLLLLLAUNCH FIGHTERS." - What the Ur-Quan dreadnoughts say when they do just that in Star Control 2.
"I cannot be caged." BLAST! "I cannot be controlled." BLAST! "Know this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools." BLAST! - Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn. "*&^% you, Knight." - Detective Mosely, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers |
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Twas pegnose pete i believe [/quote] ah yes, Pegnose Pete. Thanks for the info |
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![]() Deus Ex
AnnaNavarre Are you sure you pressed the right button? GuntherHermann I do not make mistakes of that kind. AnnaNavarre Your hand might have slipped. GuntherHermann No. I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime. AnnaNavarre The machine would not make a mistake... GuntherHermann It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange. AnnaNavarre So you think the staff has some kind of plot... GuntherHermann Yes. They do it on purpose. JoeGreene: Hey, I'm the press. I go after those guys. Like this Ambrosia thing... I'm gonna have a front-page story in the Midnight Sun. Don't you believe the government has a secret vaccine? JCDenton Could be. JoeGreene They've got PROOF. They found the cure. It's called Ambrosia. JCDenton Don't believe everything you read. JoeGreene Har-har. Monkey Island 2 "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, what colour is the tree?" [The player must now go through 40 or so answers before finally being allowed to select:] Guybrush: All colors? Herman Toothrot: Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you? Guybrush: That philosophy isn't worth my time. Herman Toothrot: I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point. Day of the Tentacle Dr. Fred: Leaping labrats! Bernard: Dr. Fred! Dr. Fred: What have you done this time, you meddling milquetoast? Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY! Bernard: Whoops Plus the entire Ben Franklin conversation Grim Fandango Manny Calavera: This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits.. Manuel Calavera: Run, you pigeons. It's Robert Frost. Manuel Calavera: Did you kill much when you were alive? Mercedes Colomar: Very little. Manuel Calavera: Never killed anybody. Mercedes Colomar: I have to confess... I never killed anybody. Manuel Calavera: Not even a teensy bit of killing? Mercedes Colomar: MAYBE I JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH. Glottis: Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS Manny Calavera: I bet Hector pauses here every day, and thinks to himself, "Boy, I wish I could see past my gut and enjoy my expensive monogrammed floor. [Manny looks at the booby trapped Bone Wagon.] Manuel Calavera: Soon to be known as "the Blown Wagon." Glottis: [panicked] HEY. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. Manuel Calavera: [to the coroner, Membrillo] How do you do this job? Membrillo: Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it? Manuel Calavera: NO. Membrillo: Sorry. Old coroner joke
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![]() How about some Lands of Lore?
Conrad, upon finding a light fixture in Roland's Manor. I always play Connie, by the way. LOL "These scones are firmly attached!" Timonthy responds with "I think you mean sconces." "Bleahh!" - Conrad, upon eating the hornet's honey. By the way, did anyone notice how tiny those hives were compared to how huge the hornets are? "I wish she would just stay and fight!" - Conrad's statement upon Scotia's erection of her barrier, preventing access to the White Tower. My sentiments exactly, dude. |
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![]() "out, out damn spot!" - Blood
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A signature like that. |
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![]() I think this one is great :
Max Payne 2 "The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself. Your image keeps shifting, and you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."
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![]() I shall impose some of the greatest classical verses ever.
"Warrior needs food" "Wizard needs food badly" -Gauntlet Or if that's not good enough "I Live...." -Sinistar
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![]() I played Gothic 1 and 2 only in Germany, so forgive me that I quote from it in German - no idea of the speech in the English version.
Gothic 1: "Der letzte Scheiß" "Das hast du verdient, Mistkerl." Gothic 2: "Komm her, Mistvieh!" "Ich hab's immer noch drauf!" "Ein Mistvieh weniger." "Kümmerliche Vorstellung. Ein Windstoß und der wäre auch umgefallen..." "Leg' dich nie wieder mit mir an, Penner" |
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