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[chumloofah]

Granted.
You get raped by a snowman.

I wish that we didn't void our bowels at the moment of death

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, everyone dying now find pickled onions mysteriously shoved up their bum. Everyone hate you for your wish

I wish I didn't tell the secrets of playing

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, now I can't play backgammon with you :P

I wish that I smoked less.

[Pietafon]

Granted, but now You drink more.


I wish for vacation on a carraibian islands

[Mighty Midget]

EDIT: Coz I was too late

Granted, you are now pepared as dinner for the local cannibals

I wish everything was perfectly fine in every way

[ReamusLQ]

@ J@nek: Granted, except the island in the Caribbean you are on is actually a tiny little sand bar in the middle of the ocean surrounded man eating sharks and all you have to occupy you is a huge crate of gay porn.

@ Mighty Midget: Granted, everything is now very very small...

I wish I didn't have so many relationship problems

[Pietafon]

Granted. You are now single...forever...


I wish that hang-over never existed...

[Mighty Midget]

Granted. You have been guillotined

I wish those online gamers weren't such a bunch of wankers, quitting as soon as they are not in a massive lead.

[ReamusLQ]

Granted, except now they have web cams and you have to not only listen to them whine and complain the entire game, but you have to watch them "wank" while you play the game :wink:

I wish for lots and lots of cheese...

[dosraider]

Granted.
Lots of cheese between your toes.
What a smell !!!!!
Your neighbours start a petition to get you banned, and you are banned, to the north pole.
All those Abandonia members there can't stand that smell and ditch you in the freezing sea.


I wish I didn't forgot to buy bread for breackfast tommorow morning.