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[chumloofah]

Granted.
You are now numb to all physical sensation.

I wish everybody was dead but me

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted. You are now left to live the rest of your lonely years wallowing in your misanthropy, enjoy!

I wish that decent live bands came to play in Bangkok.

[Scatty]

Granted, you'll soon receive a visit of a band of very agitated (and slightly deranged) individuals to have their fun on expense of others.
I wish I had an angel...

[songnar]

Thy wish, GRANTED. your very own archangel will be with you shortly, in the mean time...

I rather wish cigarettes had never been invented.

[chumloofah]

Granted.
I personally make you suffer for 4 long days until you are rescued by the merciful hand of death.

I wish I had a cigarette now

[Lulu_Jane]

granted, you now have a cigarette, but it's wet

I wish I was better at backgammon

[TheChosen]

Granted. You have been sented to Backgammon dojo in Japan, where you spent five years perfecting your skills.


I wish something cool would happen in my life...and It would be something that doesnt have anything to do with death

[chumloofah]

Granted.
You get raped by a snowman.

I wish that we didn't void our bowels at the moment of death

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, everyone dying now find pickled onions mysteriously shoved up their bum. Everyone hate you for your wish

I wish I didn't tell the secrets of playing

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, now I can't play backgammon with you :P

I wish that I smoked less.