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[TheChosen]

Granted. You no longer have a computer.

I wish for inspiration.

[GTX2GvO]

Granted, you get inspired to kill yourself.

I wish my wifi card is going to work immediately with my Ubuntu boot.

[songnar]

Granted, but it won't work correctly.

I wish that any time I was given a price to pay, I could pull exact change in that amount from my pocket.

[TheChosen]

Sure, but guess what? All that money is in cents!


I wish for more nudity in games.

[dosraider]

Granted, it's all full nude for the male games characters from now on. :blink:

I wish I could easily setup my USB broadband modem in CentOS 4.5.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now you think that just putting modem in the computer will install it. However, it explodes the whole computer instead.

I wish someone would tought me how to wrestle.

[GTX2GvO]

Granted, you'll get a private lesson from Hulk Hogan.

Unfortunately he crushes you to a pulp.

I wish I had a CD/DVD reader/burner, instead of a CD reader/burner.

[dosraider]

Granted, you have a super_de_luxe_extremely_fast_DVD_burner.

Causes a meltdown, you get a China syndrome and you and your house sink to the Earth's core.
Bye bye.

You're better off than most of us, it's cold here on the north pole.

I wish you punks would be satisfied with all you have, you're always nagging the whole day through, PUNKS.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now we are satisfied while youre crying in north pole full of penguins!

I wish I had all the seasons of "Quantum Leap"

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, except that the DVD's are the wrong region for your neck of the woods.

I wish that that I didn't feel quite so ill.