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[Pellaeon]

Microsoft forms an alliance with Macintosh, and the castle can't resist their joint forces. After a month of heavy siege, the castle is in ruins, the lemmings and pingus abandon the place.

"Whew, What ruins again!" Shouted Pellaeon, adressing the world of Abandonia. Well, let's get working. Using a wreckrecycler, I clean up the mess, sell what I can, and from the profit I put a computer there, which has all the games on its hard drive AB has, and it boots on DOSBox.

[The_Lemming]

I insert a Fedora Core Live CD, and install it over Windows, then install the Linux edition of DOSBox.

Then, I build in a failsafe, disabling the CD boot, so you can't reinstall Windows without the password, which is a specific line from one of the Star Wars movies or books.

[Pellaeon]

Pirates from the orgaization Black Sun get into the system of the PC, disabling every single system on it, and the PC itself is sold as an antique.

A Sabre lands on the hill. (Spacecraft from any sci-fi which has sabre class ships.)

[The_Lemming]

And then the Rebel Mon Cal Flagship Independence appears, and destroys the Sabre.

Then, the Rebels build a base on the hill, and the Lemmings join the Rebel Alliance.

[Pellaeon]

A temporary black hole appears that swallows in the whole base. Some refugees could leave.

I deploy a mining station on the hill.

[The Bard]

Albanian miners that you employed decide you're not paying them enough, and decide to boycott.
The price of your company rapidly falls and I buy it for a dollar, and make a Trekkie wax museum inside of it.

[Pellaeon]

Things were made in a haste. You were organizing things so rapidly that you forgot to put in an air-conditioner. All the wax statues inside deformed. The company went bankrupt.

Anyobody can build on the hill, for a monthly fee of $500k, which should be sent to the bank account of the international company, PMI. (Pellaeon Manufacturing, Inc.) The PMI has a stabile income from spaceship industry.

[The_Lemming]

However, a new shipyard built on Krant makes spaceships 100x better than PMI, and puts them out of business.

I build a Jedi Praxeum on the hill, and refuse to pay your fee.

[Pellaeon]

People realize that the ships might be big, but they are not flexible enough. PMI starts to rebirth from its ashes, and continues to build ships. Not well known as before, but those who want to buy a quality ship, they buy PMI ships.

The Jedi Praxeum has been overrun by a clone army of Jorus C'Baoths. Shortly after the destruction, the genetic information of the sith clones change, and all die.

Enough battling for the hill. I was kind enough to give it away to rent, but people just selfishly take the place for themselves. I decide to leave it. What I leave behind is a sign - keep of the grass!

[The_Lemming]

I then put up my own sign in your sign's place:

"Abandonia Park"

In the park there is the Lemming Playground, acres of grass, and 500 DOSBox-for-Linux-running computers with all Abandonia games installed.