17-10-2005, 04:13 PM
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@ stebbi:
Don't you think that this ACTUALLY goes a little TOO far? :eeeeeh: |
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17-10-2005, 04:19 PM
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Old Joke:
How do you circumcise a Priest? Kick the Alter Boy in the Chin What do you call a somalian with a big toe? A golf club Random Joke: Whats white and swings from a tree? A Fridge! Whats Black and White and swings from a tree? A Fridge wearing a tuxedo Whats the odd one out? -Eggs -Meat -Your wife -Or a Blow job A blow job obviously! You can beat eggs, meat and even your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!!! |
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17-10-2005, 04:30 PM
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many? Just two, but I still don't know how they got in there! My wife told me to take her somewhere expensive.... I took her to a gas station. Wanna see a lame joke? See this smudge in the mirror here.... Oh, thats you! If I had a penny for every stupid thing you've done, I could pay of the debt of the united states! |
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17-10-2005, 06:27 PM
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What do you call a black man on a bike?
A thief What do you call two black men riding bikes? Organised crime What do you call three black men riding bikes? A jailbreak |
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17-10-2005, 06:30 PM
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But its only a laugh  k: |
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17-10-2005, 06:58 PM
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 I haven't heard a good joke like that in a long time k: What's the difference between a pedofile and a parent? The pedofile really loves the kids :whistle: |
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17-10-2005, 07:04 PM
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant |
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17-10-2005, 07:31 PM
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How does a blonde call a guy?
Doesn't matter, he'll "come" anyway. |
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17-10-2005, 07:41 PM
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Q: Why is it so cold in null space?
A: There are no elements  *This bad joke only makes sense in Swedish...* |
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17-10-2005, 07:44 PM
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