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[TheChosen]

Only an idiot would do such things for me.

Oh my god! Just look at you! You should be a president!

[Lulu_Jane]

When I become President the first law I pass shall ban your existence.

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Your way with words has me spellbound. No one works a keyboard like you do!

[Mighty Midget]

damn! too slow again

Well, if you eventually learn to read and write, I'm sure you'll be able to do something other than bang the keyboard with your fists like a gorilla

My! Those are the words of Truth and Beauty written in silver letters.

[Lulu_Jane]

You, Sir, should just simply be shot.

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You a like a shaft of gold, shining out when all around you is dark!

[Mighty Midget]

Hey'ey'ey! Keep your grubby paws off my necklace, and don't be a cheapo. Pay your electricity bills!

You should be a mod, you know, or an admin. You are way too good for this forum. I'm sure we will all obey your command.

[bobson]

I could be all that you mention, but I made one mistake -> I said I know you ... and they said that i can't ... you stupid

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I would like to be a keyboard to feel your touch every day, to know taht you look at me, to be close to this marvelous person

[ReamusLQ]

Then I guess you're out of luck, because neither do I touch nor do I let poor white trash touch me. If you were my keyboard I would pour a gallon of water onto your keys before attatching firecrackers all around it and send you to kingdom come.

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My day is more complete when I read your words on this forum, as let me feel a warming glow deep in my bossom. If only I could see your real face, I would be the happiest man on earth and would sing of my love for you from the top of the rooftops. In the middle of singing Romeo et Juliette I would insert a special aria that speaks of just you. I love you. I LOVE you! And nothing you say will ever change that!

[Scatty]

Keep away from me, you insane, ugly and senile old...something, or I'm gonna hack you apart with a chainsaw and then let the dogs have a feast on your bones!


Your gentle eyes shine like a deep ocean, your beaming smile fills my heart with unearthy happiness, and your soft, long hair is as golden as the young sun in the morning. Oh would I only be so lucky as to be allowed to admire your incomparable beauty, and nothing else would matter to me more than you.

[ReamusLQ]

I may be insane and ugly and an old..thing...but YOU'RE the sick freak who enjoys looking deep into my eyes. I guess that's a good thing though since you'll be under my hypnotic spell which means it will be that much easier to rip out your heart...

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...

[Blood-Pigggy]

You smell like a dog who's owner builds small model airplanes painstakingly for hours in his basement then douses them in gasoline and sets them on fire, then tries to carefully send them into the neighbor's house with the remote control hoping that it burns their home down.

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I love you because you think I'm sexy, and nothing you say will ever change that, and if you do say I'm not, then you're wrong, and are just jealous of all the women that touch my pecs even though it's extremely uncomfortable for me and I want to cry when they squeeze really hard.