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[TheVoid]

I don't really like those jokes about aborigines.....

I prefer the one about swedes

Originally posted by R Havell@Sep 22 2004, 10:01 PM
I think you mean "flush", not rinse.

Nope, I meant exactly "rinse".
He thought he landed in a toilet, after all.

[Red Diablo]

Originally posted by TheVoid@Sep 23 2004, 01:36 PM
I prefer the one about swedes*

...and the ones about the italians:

Italians in America
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady idignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”

[TheVoid]

It's funny

Almost as much as Manchester United's football playing k:

A surgeon, an architect and a politician argue, which is the oldest occupation of the world. The surgeon says: "To create Eve, God took a rib from Adam, therefore surgeon is the oldest occupation!" The architect contradicts: "Before God created Adam, he created the world from out of the chaos, therefore the oldest occupation is clearly that of the architect." Whereupon the politician cool: "And who, do you think, created the chaos?"

[Prox]

@Stobe: both!

No, Windows is not a Virus.

Here's what viruses do:
1.) They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
2.) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the
system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.
3.) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk --
okay, Windows does that too.
4.) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, allong with
valuable programs and systems. Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system
is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Yup, that's with Windows, too.

Maybe Windows is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated,
and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So there! Windows is NOT a virus.

[Stobe]

Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle of a guerrilla war.
Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn them to death as spies.
The next morning at dawn, the Dane is put before the firing squad. As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" The troops panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes.
The Norwegian sailor is taken out the next morning. Having heard about the Dane from the guards, at the appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Again the firing squad panics and he escapes.
The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing squad will not fall for the same disaster twice, so he shouts "FIRE!!!" :twisted:

[TheVoid]

[Prox]

Why did God create a blonde?
-Becoase he couldn't teach a goat to bring a man his beer!

Why did he create a brunette?
-He couldn't teach the blonde either!

[Prox]

What's a blonde that colors her hair black?
-Artaffitial intelligence?

What's the difference between a Yeti and a smart blonde?
-Some people say they have actually seen a Yeti!