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[Pellaeon]

I'm taking my A-Wing mk.II starfighter (two laser cannons turning 360 degrees!) and go down the trench to shoot the thermal exhaust port. The chasing fighters are killed automaticly without much turning and evading, shooting backwards. Using proton torpedoes, I destroy the construction yard. The remains are sold off for scrap metal.

The situation went bad. I couldn't build anything on the hill because the lemmings engaged in a fierce battle against wolves.

[Yes Or Nay]

The wolves ultimately lose. Only to rise from the dead as undead wolves! They chew good on the Lemmings and finally manage to win.

Now what to do with undead wolves... I add a couple of undead elephants, mix them with undead rhinos and spice with undead zebras. I establish an Undead Zoo!

[The_Lemming]

My army of Lemmmings builds a pyramid out of their stairs, which covers the Undead Zoo for all eternity.

On this pyramid, they place a golden Lemming statue that can shoot lasers from its eyes.

[Pellaeon]

It's another duty for Pellaeon, Captain of the Imperial Navy! I hop into a TIE Defender, launch into the atmosphere, set deflector shields on. The laser shots did scratch my shields, but I manage to fire a missile in dumbfire at point-blank range, so the statue is destroyed. The pyramid is being shot out by Imperial spies and saboteurs. The slight, temporary radiation takes out the undead as it burns away their soul.

I establish a peaceful village, where no taxes are payed. Residents are happy, and all are loyal to the owner of the village.

[El Quia]

But such an Idyllic village could not last. One day, Marauding barbarians destroy an pillage the village, burning it to the ground, before continuing their orgy of destruction elsewhere.


I build a nice exposition of modern art into a maze made of bushes.

[Pellaeon]

The bushes attract many visitors, however, a cigerette was thrown into one of the bushes and the entire garden burnt down.

I build a planetary shield on the hill.

[El Quia]

Planetary shield have not been invented, so they are simply a mock-up.

I build a giant bucket made of Iridium.

[The_Lemming]

I kick the bucket over the hill.

I build life-size versions of all of the levels from all the Lemmings games.

[Pellaeon]

Lemmings riot because only noobies play on those levels - And they destroy all levels.

I establish a defended research colony.

[The_Lemming]

One of your scientists accidentally spills some highly volatile explosive material.... :blowup:

I come and fill in the crater, then build the heavily guarded Fortress of Lemming!