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[The_Lemming]

The WWI aerodrome is moved to another hill because you forgot to pay the rent on this property.

I buy (not rent) it and build a monument to Windows 3.1, DOS, and Lemmings on the hill. It also features a museum with 486 computers available for use for free. They have gigantic 100TB hard drives, with every DOS and Windows 3.1 program to date loaded.

[El Quia]

You realize that, although the WWI aerodrome has really moved, everything else was just a dream and never happened.

I build a happy pond, with happy fishes, happy frogs and happy leeches.

[The_Lemming]

I add a happy house on the shore, and happy Lemmings move in.

[The Bard]

I kill all the Lemmings with a flamethrower, and build myself a harem with biatczhes..

[Pellaeon]

A rich arabian oil company owner moves in and buys everyone inside.

I build a flightsim on the hill.

[El Quia]

The flightsim sucks, and nobody plays it.


I build a paintball course, with guns that throw tomatoes.

[The_Lemming]

Someone gets upset that the tomato stains didn't wash out, and sues you.

The land is sold to me, and I build Lemming Manor on the hill.

[El Quia]

The lemmings escape with your fortune and you cannot continuing maintaining the manor and it get auctioned.

I buy it and tear it down. I build a physics lab

[Pellaeon]

The physics lab was researching the gravitational well, and on the last test, the experiment went wrong - and it launched the lab into deep space, because the well generated too much vacuum, and the force it used was accidentally inverted. The lab collided into the moon, and all the researches it had has been destroyed.

I build two intersellar merchants on the hill. ISM-One launches into space safely, without any problems, but ISM-Two has problems with its drives. It can't start, and it's currently under repairs.

[The_Lemming]

Jabba the Hutt's evil twin comes and takes over, and then abandons the hill.

I build the construction yards for a new Death Star, with a Lemming crew.