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[Rogue]

Originally posted by Tulac@Mar 7 2006, 05:21 AM
This one's from a Serbian commentator:

Muhammed Ali is approaching the olympic flare (on the 96' olympics), his hands are shaking from excitement...

LOL LOL LOL

This is sad and funny at the same time....

[I_Like_Bunnies]

well, this forum hasnt been updated since november 04, and no one will prolly see this, but here we go


whats big, yellow, and hilarious?
a bus full of frenchmen driving off a cliff

whats the diff between a frenchmen and a medium pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of four

k:

[Rogue]

Originally posted by I_Like_Bunnies@Mar 8 2006, 10:07 AM
well, this forum hasnt been updated since november 04, and no one will prolly see this, but here we go

Care to explain? :blink:




A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down
the alley that had all of the bulls. They come up to the first
bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a
year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull
mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times
last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this
one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull
mated 365 times last year."

The wife"s mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times
last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this
one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365
times with the same cow."

[Icewolf]

Three guys are lost in the jungle and they try to find their way out.
Suddenly they encounter a river that is crowded with crocodiles.

They agree that they have no choice than swimming through if
they ever want to get out of the green hell.

First one swims over.
While he swims there's a clapping sound. When he gets out on the
other shore he says in a high and squeaky voice: "I'm there!"

Same with the second - swims, clapping sound, gets out and
says with squeaky voice: "I'm there!"

Third one swims over.

When he gets out of the water he says in his normal voice: "I'm there, too!"

Crocodile squeaking: "Bastard!!!"

[Aristharus]

Originally posted by Anubis+Mar 8 2006, 05:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anubis @ Mar 8 2006, 05:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-I_Like_Bunnies@Mar 8 2006, 10:07 AM
well, this forum hasnt been updated since november 04, and no one will prolly see this, but here we go

Care to explain? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Anubis (the previous poster) seems to have joined November 04, maybe he confused that with when the post was made.

[Sebatianos]

I know this isn't much of a joke, but here goes anyway...

A tree fell and a bush started laughing at it. The tree said to the bush: "Oh, grow up!"

[troop18546]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Mar 9 2006, 09:24 PM
I know this isn't much of a joke, but here goes anyway...

A tree fell and a bush started laughing at it. The tree said to the bush: "Oh, grow up!"

Hehe, good one, Sebatianos. A really phunny one. LOL

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Aristharus+Mar 9 2006, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Aristharus @ Mar 9 2006, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Care to explain? :blink:

Anubis (the previous poster) seems to have joined November 04, maybe he confused that with when the post was made. [/b][/quote]
Maybe it was a joke.

[Aristharus]

Well, in that case, it was almost as bad as most of the other jokes in here. :P

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Aristharus@Mar 10 2006, 11:30 AM
Well, in that case, it was almost as bad as most of the other jokes in here. :P

Just like the one you just made :blink: