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[Danny252]

oh, it used to be censored, so it was even worse...
forgot what it was now...

[Havell]

Originally posted by Danny252@Oct 22 2005, 09:21 PM
oh, it used to be censored, so it was even worse...
forgot what it was now...

Let's see, all the censors I can remember:

Titan -> titANUS
Kosta -> Kosta-del-sol
The Picard -> The Pizzard
Tom Henrik -> Dr. Tom

There's probably some more I forgotten, oh well (they were all lost when we moved from invision to php, probably the only bad thing to come of it).

[blastradius14]

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Oct 3 2005, 12:16 PM
You know how to recognize re-sealed returned electronics at Fry's.

You don't ask the staff any questions at Fry's. You know they hire idiots and pass the savings on to you.

You remember the names of the three closest cheap sushi joints, the location of all the Fry's in the area and which companies your friends work for that are going public in the next year, but don't know the name of the mayor

I got ya beat on this one. We got Fry's electronics in Texas too. (that and I know where san jose is... hehehehe)

I know a lot of fools who don't know what to do with sport utilites, and saying everyone in California is a surfer is like saying everyone on the east coast of Australia is a surfer...

Your list needs some better stuff hehe. I can put a cap on all of it
I am disappointed LOL

You want to know how to tell a geek from someone else? Those are they guys who stay at fry's almost all day on their day off from working at a best buy. ( for geek squad, of course; but that gives it away....)

[Sebatianos]

Time for another joke or three...

A guy was ashamed of the size of his dong, so he went to a black guy to get an advice.
"Well, us black guys don't really have longer dongs, but we use a great trick. We push it in quickly and pull it out really slow!"
The guy gets home to his wife to try this out.
"Oh honey, stop using this nigga tricks, haven't met a white guy who could do it right!"

A guy was ashamed of the size of his dong, so he went to a black guy to get an advice.
"Well, it may be because we hang weights on them..."
The guy talks about this with a friend and decides to try the method. Two weeks later that friend asks him: "Any resoult yet?"
"I think so. It's not any longet, but it's black all over."

Two women are picking cucumbers in the garden. One pulls out a really big one and says: "This one reminds me of my husband's"
"That BIG???"
"No! That dirty."

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by blastradius14@Oct 23 2005, 03:43 PM
is like saying everyone on the east coast of Australia is a surfer...

People say that?

I'm insulted.

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow+Jan 6 2006, 01:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Iron_Scarecrow @ Jan 6 2006, 01:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-blastradius14@Oct 23 2005, 03:43 PM
is like saying everyone on the east coast of Australia is a surfer...

People say that?

I'm insulted. [/b][/quote]
Äustralia has an east coast? *I thought only the inner Australia has the ocean* :bleh:

[Moppie]

K. For the best joke on earth, look at my sig. WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

[Yobor]

I believe my self-induced ban from this thread has expired.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.



Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live one in the middle chewing its way out.

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Yobor@Jan 7 2006, 07:09 PM
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live one in the middle chewing its way out.

Why didn't it make it?
It ate too much rotten meat and died in great agony :whistle:

[Yobor]

I shall revisit my grandfather's great joke, placed in the "horrible jokes" thread many moons ago.


After Sunday mass, a man walks up to the priest. "Father, would it be alright if I went up to the steeple and rang the bell?" Now, the priest decides to humor him, and tells him to go right ahead.
The man walks up the stairs to the steeple, and when he finally gets there, he looks at the bell, and starts ramming his face into it! He continues to do this, and after nine times, he becomes so dizzy that he slips past the bell and falls out the window to his death on the street below.
People are crowding around his body. Someone shouts out, "Who is this man?"
The priest says "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell!"