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[swiss]

Indignus runs out of Cryoblood and his life leaves his body ....





(edit: just for info - his avatar is the guy from Lexx isn't it ???)

[allyfaucet]

All of a sudden, a monster pops out of the closet and takes swiss by suprise! He can't get away, because he's basically cornered, and this guy is HUGE. He eats swiss little by little, giving him a long painful death. Then, the monster remembers he is lactose intolerant, and gets horribly sick and throws up swiss. He is still quite dead, but now just a bloody, pulpy puddle of monster vomit

[Frodo]

Allyfaucet is so named because she likes to drink from faucets. Now the human body is made up from mainly water (I think 95% but not sure?).

She spends her time drinking from the kitchen faucet, then the bathroom faucet, then the en-suite bedroom faucet, then the garden faucet.

What she doesn't realise is, by drinking from so many faucets, she is disrupting the body's natural chemestry. She is slowly becomming more liquid and less solid.

One day, after drinking from the garden faucet, she transforms completely into a pool of water. A dog comes along and drinks her. :bleh:



@ Swiss, I think Indi's avatar is from the 5th Element. Do you want to kill me now? k:

[Blood-Pigggy]

Frodo asks Swiss to kill her.
He so complies.
Frodo is killed by a belly dance performed by Swiss.
The world goes insane, Woody Allen is elected president of the United States, George Bush is the national dancing champion, and George Clooney is in People's 100 most ugliest people.
Swiss later stated, "I did it because I was bored".

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Then Blood Pigggy's head blows off. He's dead.

[ReamusLQ]

In stead of weaving "Heal" on a cut, Bobbin accidently weaves "Dye", causing his blood to turn green. In his panic to reverse the process, he mistakenly weaves "Open" on his veins, causing them to split apart and he bleeds to death.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Then I 'accedentally' weaved the bright draft and Reamus (being a vampire) was melted to death.

[allyfaucet]

What Bobbin did not know, was that Allyfaucet was watching from afar as he killed Reamus, and so (being prepared) charged with her 1500 soldier buddies all for the purpose of slaying Bobbin.

:Titan:
and it was done.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

My swan friends came and killed 'em all. Then they pecked allyfaucet to death.

[ReamusLQ]

and then Bobbin was all alone in the world, and, going insane from lack of companionship, impaled himself on his own staff.