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[Havell]

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[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by R Havell@Apr 28 2005, 11:27 PM
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That's so profound!

[Doubler]

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LOL
That must be one of the most complex posts in Abandonia's history!

[TheVoid]

THIS is the most complex post in Abandonia history:

Originally posted by Iron Scarecrow
oh.

[drumminfreek]

I already knew the binary joke...really cool though!! k:


Heres one:

I can picture in my mind a world without war and hate...
i can also picture us attacking that world cuz they'd never expect it!! :guns:
LOL

[Sebatianos]

Time for a real joke now:

A doctor is doing his rounds at the hospital and comes accros a patient who had a borken jaw-bone.
The patiene calls the doctor to the bed: "Would you like my nuts?"
The doctor looks at him really confused and asks: "What do you mean?"
"Well I have a lot of nuts, that I can't eat. Would you like to eat them?" and give the doctor a bag full of nuts.
The doctor starts eating them, but then asks the patient: "Why did your relatives give you nuts then. Don't they know you can't bite and chew?"
"Oh they didn't. They just brought me a whole-nut chocolate."

[ReamusLQ]

So did you hear the Tampabay Buckaneers are going to combine w/ the Greenbay Packers? They're going to call themselves Tampax. The only problem is, they only have one string and they're only good for one period...

[drumminfreek]

LOL LOL LOL
that was funny...but heres another...

So theres this guy and hes at a bar and hes drunk (duh?)
so he spins around on his barstool and says to the bartender
"Ok, Bob, i think its time for me to go home." and Bob the bartender says "NO! WAIT! HANG ON!" and he gets cut off and the guy says "No, Bob, dont worry about me i can make it home" so he jumps off his barstool and lands flat on his face. so thinking a little fresh air will help him out he crawls to the door. pulls himself up on the doorknob opens the door and falls flat on his face. so (coincidentally) he lives across the street from the bar. so he crawls over to his house and pulls himself inside then crawls up the steps into bed.
the next morning his wife comes to him and says "you were out drinking last night werent you?" he says "Howd you know?" she says " Bob called, you left your wheelchair at the bar!" :eeeeeh:
:Brain:

[irrelevantjet]

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Someone threw a fridge at him

[a1s]

The queen visits a military hospital.
She sees an englishman lying on his belly, and asks him:
- what is up with you?
- Hemmoroids, Your magesty!
- oh? and what are they treating you with?
- a cloth soaked in alcohol.
- Ok. any wishes?
- I wish to get well, and serve your magesty!
- Commendabe!
she puts a medal on his back, and goes on.
- And what is up with you?
- obstruction, Your magesty!
- oh? And what are they traeting you with?
- a cloth soaked in alchohol.
- Ok. any wishes?
- I wish to get well, and serve your magesty!
- Commendabe
so she gives him a medal too, next shee sees an Irishman sitting on his bunk.
- and what is up with you?
- (hoarsely)loringitis...
- oh? And what are they treating you with?
- a cloth soaked in alchohol.
- Ok. any wishes?
- I wish I would be treated before those two bollicks!!!