03-07-2004, 09:03 PM | #21 | ||
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Oh, well. I think Kiddiarni is going to be mad from playing too many old games...
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03-07-2004, 09:10 PM | #22 | ||
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Okay enough giberish.Here's a joke:
The blonde's revenge: "A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it." A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you.You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get a hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that.You know Samson had long hair,Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!" |
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04-07-2004, 01:15 PM | #23 | ||
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I have a poem about the days before computers:
Remember when....... A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes An application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3.5" floppy you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens, they will wish they were dead. I don't know who wrote it but I got it off www.monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html |
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04-07-2004, 06:13 PM | #24 | ||
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OK, so, one day the Slovenians built their first nuclear bomb, but they didn't know what to do with it, finally they decided to launch the bomb on the USA, and so a couple of days passed and there was no word from the USA, so they built another nuclear bomb and, again, launched it on the USA... After a few weeks and no response from the USA, the president of Slovenia Janeš Drnovšek decided to call Bush, and so he said: -Boush, how come you dont respond to us bombardindg your country with nuclear warheads??? -Drnovshek, you son of a *****, we'll anhialate you as soon as we find you on the map!!! Slovenia is so small that when someone farts in Slovenia, it stinks in Croatia Slovenia is so small that when someone in Slovenia has a headache, we Croatians drink aspirines
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04-07-2004, 08:49 PM | #25 | ||
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Hope there are no slovenians on the site :wink: |
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04-07-2004, 08:59 PM | #26 | ||
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04-07-2004, 09:06 PM | #27 | ||
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If you want links to online humour try this:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com http://www.webflash.com/ One of the best cartoons : http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=794 verry funny :P |
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04-07-2004, 09:21 PM | #28 | ||
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04-07-2004, 09:23 PM | #29 | ||
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Lol this is exactly the same cartoon depicted here :
http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=794 (wich i wrote earlier) |
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04-07-2004, 09:29 PM | #30 | ||
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more classic
http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html Karaoke! W00t! http://www.dr.dk/skum/cigarfar/growl.asp And who wouldn't love MOOOON! http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ |
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