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define spam? spurios is the conversation method employed by gentlmen when they have had a gin and tonic and are discussing life. the frog is annoyance in a gentelmens
life.

[A. J. Raffles]

Wasn't it you who sported a frog on his upper lip not too long ago, old chap?:P

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ahh yes, should have stuffed the blighter and put it on the trophy rack.

[Danny252]

what? A traitor in the ranks?! We must have him escorted from the premises immdiately.

[A. J. Raffles]

So what did you do to it instead? Let it genetically mutate into that thing on the sick filth thread? :blink:

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*head in hands* how could i do that to the world, it was so hidiosly disgusting i had to throw it as far as i could. clearly i had had to much gin and it survived rebounding off of our mahogony walls. my vision was curiosly foggy and i didnt want to aproach it to see if it was dead or not.

[A. J. Raffles]

Cheer up, mate. Worse things might have happened. That frog might have turned into a prince and have insisted on marrying you. :blink:
Still, I suggest that you get a pet stork, just in case something like that happens to you again. One seriously deranged mutated frog is certainly enough.

[Danny252]

Oh no! The chavs have made a comeback. see here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4074760.stm (yes, bbc news online is my homepage and I like it)

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where it says on that bbc article "retrosexual" shouldent that be "metro sexual?" surly a retro sexual would have to do it on leopard print while listining to dire straits.

[BeefontheBone]

Nope, retrosexual - the opposite of a metrosexual, being a man who spends very little time on his appearance. My housemate is quite proud to belong to this category.