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[Evad]

LOL, ok two guys are in a bank and they both have black eyes.


1st man: "Hey buddy how'd you get the shiner"?
2nd: "Oh its kinda funny. You see my wife and I just went to Pittsburgh. When we went to purchase our tickets, the ticket booth woman had the nicest set I've ever seen. I meant to ask for two tickets to pittsburgh, but instead i asked for two pickets to titsburgh. I turned around just in time to see my wifes fist....."
1st man: "You're kidding, the same thing happened to me. I was at the table with the wife, and I meant to say "please pass the butter",but instead I said "you ruined my life you ***en ****."

[Zarkumo]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero+Mar 30 2005, 11:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Unknown Hero @ Mar 30 2005, 11:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zarkumo@Mar 30 2005, 09:43 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (This is a correct English sentence...)

Yea right: Da bi bi(je)lo bilo bilo bil(je)o bilo. (dalmatinski naglasak) - this is a correct Croatian sentence (it doesn't make any sense). [/b][/quote]
The buffalo sentence is correct AND makes sense. Buffalo is a verb, an animal and a city. Throw in some weird English grammar rules on subclauses and there you go.

[Sebatianos]

Blondes in the US...

What's the difference between a Northern and a Southern blonde?

A Norhtern blonde says - "You can!"
A Southern blonde says - "Y'all can!"

[Unknown Hero]

At the end WW2 fascists were 'hunted' by comunists. Fascists run and hid in a well. Comunists arrived near well and asked themselfs:
"Where could those fascists be???"
Other soldier said: "Maybe in the wood?"
Echo from the well: "Maybe in the wood?"
Soldier: "Maybe by the river?"
Echo from the well: "Maybe by the river?"
Soldier: "Maybe in the well?"
Echo from the well: "Maybe in the wood?"

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Mar 31 2005, 12:53 PM
Blondes in the US...

What's the difference between a Northern and a Southern blonde?

A Norhtern blonde says - "You can!"
A Southern blonde says - "Y'all can!"

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

true, true.... LOL LOL LOL

[wormpaul]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Mar 31 2005, 05:53 PM
Blondes in the US...

What's the difference between a Northern and a Southern blonde?

A Norhtern blonde says - "You can!"
A Southern blonde says - "Y'all can!"

hehe

this is a great one :roflol: :roflol:

[a1s]

two flies are talking:
the older, more experienced fly says: life is a piece of sh*t...
the younger one answers: yeah, and that is so great!

[Sebatianos]

Have you heard the one about a teenaged girl that was afraid of flies?


...until she opened one :whistle:

[a1s]

Originally posted by Zarkumo+Mar 31 2005, 05:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zarkumo @ Mar 31 2005, 05:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Yea right: Da bi bi(je)lo bilo bilo bil(je)o bilo. (dalmatinski naglasak) - this is a correct Croatian sentence (it doesn't make any sense).

The buffalo sentence is correct AND makes sense. Buffalo is a verb, an animal and a city. Throw in some weird English grammar rules on subclauses and there you go. [/b][/quote]
well if it makes sence, could you refrase it (with synonims maybe) so could understand it, because I only got as far as the first two words (a buffalo from the town of Buffalo).

a Russian (this is how it was told to me, probaly any nationality, like german or french fits) goes to a turkish disqoteque wearing a T-shirt that says " turks have 3 problems", emedietly a local guy (turk) comes to him and says, that he better ge tout of there. the russian says :" well here's your first problem- you're too agressive!", the turk goes away, but by the end of the event a wole gang of turks are waiting for the russian. He says: "here's your second problem- you can't solve anything alone, you have to gather all of your friends!". Now the turks are really mad, get out a few knifes and tell the russian that "he asked for it". "here's your third problem- says the russain taking out a pistol- you allways come with knifes to a shootout!"

A Chukchan (chukchas are the natives of a far north russian territory, right across the sea from alaska, the are usualy the "dumb" charecter in a joke- for future reference) Hunter and his russian colege/intern are hunting a bear. The chukcha sees a bear fire a shot in the air, starts running away and tells the russian to do the same, which he does, but as the russian runs he starts to think " hey I'm a good hunter, I don't need to run from any bear!" so he turns around and shoots the bear right between the eyes. Chukcha tells him "you are a fool russian! who will pull the bear the 10 kilometers to our camp now?"

[Timpsi]

Originally posted by a1s@Apr 3 2005, 02:21 AM

well if it makes sence, could you refrase it (with synonims maybe) so could understand it, because I only got as far as the first two words (a buffalo from the town of Buffalo).

Google is your friend. http://rec-puzzles.org/new/sol.pl/language.../repeated.words