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[dosraider]

Granted, you have a super_de_luxe_extremely_fast_DVD_burner.

Causes a meltdown, you get a China syndrome and you and your house sink to the Earth's core.
Bye bye.

You're better off than most of us, it's cold here on the north pole.

I wish you punks would be satisfied with all you have, you're always nagging the whole day through, PUNKS.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now we are satisfied while youre crying in north pole full of penguins!

I wish I had all the seasons of "Quantum Leap"

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted, except that the DVD's are the wrong region for your neck of the woods.

I wish that that I didn't feel quite so ill.

[chumloofah]

Granted.
You are now numb to all physical sensation.

I wish everybody was dead but me

[Lulu_Jane]

Granted. You are now left to live the rest of your lonely years wallowing in your misanthropy, enjoy!

I wish that decent live bands came to play in Bangkok.

[Scatty]

Granted, you'll soon receive a visit of a band of very agitated (and slightly deranged) individuals to have their fun on expense of others.
I wish I had an angel...

[songnar]

Thy wish, GRANTED. your very own archangel will be with you shortly, in the mean time...

I rather wish cigarettes had never been invented.

[chumloofah]

Granted.
I personally make you suffer for 4 long days until you are rescued by the merciful hand of death.

I wish I had a cigarette now

[Lulu_Jane]

granted, you now have a cigarette, but it's wet

I wish I was better at backgammon

[TheChosen]

Granted. You have been sented to Backgammon dojo in Japan, where you spent five years perfecting your skills.


I wish something cool would happen in my life...and It would be something that doesnt have anything to do with death