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Hmm, somebody had fun! :P

[Red Diablo]

You can always count on the danish guy to spot the drunken behavior of the swedes...

[aaberg]

Yup. You bet! k:

Originally posted by Red Diablo@Sep 28 2004, 09:11 AM
OK time for a little detective game:
What would leave these marks on the hood of a Volvo ???

Hehe, some devil caught a sexy girl, hm? :bleh:

[Red Diablo]

No comment on the devil part... :whistle:

[Red Diablo]

A guy was walking along a trail in the woods when he came upon another
gentlemen leaning on a tree with his ear against the trunk. The first
man inquired as to what he was doing.

"Listening to the music of the tree," he replied.
"I'd like to try that," said the first man.
"Here, just wrap your arms around the trunk and put your ear against the bark."

The first man did as he was instructed and as soon as his arms were
around the tree, the second man slapped a pair of hand cuffs on his
wrists, stole his wallet, stripped him of his clothes and then ran off.

A short time later, another man came strolling along the trail and the
first man called for help. When the new comer came over, the first man
explained what happened and why he was handcuffed, naked, to a tree.

The guy then stepped around behind the naked man, leaned up against him
and wispered in his ear, "I guess this just isn't your lucky day...."

:blink:

[Red Diablo]

Instructions for all the the females at the site: :P :whistle:

[Maikel]

Originally posted by Red Diablo+Sep 28 2004, 07:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Red Diablo @ Sep 28 2004, 07:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Maikel@Sep 28 2004, 07:27 AM
Someone got beaten up?* :blink:


Sorry can't see*

No not beaten up, you need to look closer. B) [/b][/quote]
hehe yeah I saw it already. I saw it on a car in my street to, except then it was really because of the fight. They caught the guys because the print of the back of one of the guys jackets was 'pressed'' in the dust so they could easily spot the badguy later on

[Puffin]

Ok, to get a bit off topic, my boyfriend always cooks. I'm a lousy chef


But hey!

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp!

Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving. :bye:

In Russia the women are quite often the bosses over their husbands. <_<
Probably because many men are drinkers there...

An guardian dog asks the other one: "Don't you hear anything?" - "Sure I do." - "And why don't you bark then??" - "Well, then I wouldn't hear anything anymore!"