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[blastradius14]

Never break the bulb with your fingers while it is lit...


What do you call a blonde with four braincells? Pregnant with triplets.

[Hadiel]

-What do you call a intelligent blonde?

A golden retriever...

-How many ping-pong Balls should a crocodile eat to make a fish swim faster then a lawnmower?

521, First street left, ring bell in Germany...

-It's yellow and you can stand on top of it...

A small chick

-It's yellow and if you get it in your eye you'll be dead...

A train...

-It's yellow and if you eat it you'll have a bad stomach ache for 2 weeks...

A bulldozer / CAT

-3 Construction workers are having a break... they open their lunch box and the first guy starts yelling "GAWDDAMMIT!!! CHEESE! I HATE CHEESE! IF I GET CHEESE AGAIN TOMORROW I'LL JUMP DOWN!" Then the second guy starts yelling "LIVER!!! I HATE LIVER! IF I GET LIVER AGAIN I'LL JUMP DOWN!" And the third guy: "SPRINKLES! I HATE SPRINKLES! IF I GET SPRINKLES AGAIN I'LL COMMIT SUICIDE TOO"... The next day, the workers have worked hard again all day long... When the break starts they open their lunchboxes again and (surprise!) They've got the same thing again... They all jump down and die a gruesome death... 2 Weeks later a funeral is held... the widows are alll present but one of them stands there saying, "I don't understand... I don't understand..." So after the funeral the 2 widows go to the "wondering-why-widow" and ask her what she did not understand... "Well.." she says "He allways prepped (prepared) his own lunchbox...."

Whahaha (or maybe not... it's up to you...)

[TheChosen]

What benefits we Croatians have!* :angel:* :angel:* :angel:

Ha! Finnish people also have benefits!

Heres a joke in finnish:

Kaksi majavaa syömässä lounasta:
Majava1 (Avatessaan lounas laatikkoa):Vaimoni aina hemmottelee minua.
Majava2:Mitenkä niin?
Majava1 (Vetää narun laatikosta):Hän syöttää minulle aina pajunköyttä!

LOL

[a1s]

ну коль пошла ткакя пьянка, дайте и я что нибудь расскажу:
(here is a joke in russian, offcourse completely untranslateble)
сидят два нарика, разговаривают:
-ну что будем делать?
-на рыбалку пойдем.
-не... клева не будет.
-почему?!
-патамушта клева была вчера!

[Sebatianos]

Very funny - so it was yesterday...

I think it could be at least explained (I did my best with that one).

Please (I know I probably started this), but keep this clean. If you write a joke in your native language (I didn't ) you should at least try to explain it - even if it can't be translated.

[a1s]

first of all,
клёв (klov)- is when the fish are biting the hook (which is to say the general time when they do it alot, not the precise moment of biting)
клёво (klovo) -is a slang word of "cool" or "great" or it could mean to have a good time.

two drugies are talking:
-what shall we do today?
-lets go fishing.
-no, there will be no klov (incidentaly, in this form it sounds just like klevo).
-why?!
-becouse it was klovo yesterday!

[Sebatianos]

Thanks for the explenation k:

Now here's one (NOT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN):

Mum, what's edipus' complex?
Shut up and keep licking!

[Blood-Pigggy]

Hey, I had a few of those too.

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Shut up and keep licking!

I can't even think of another joke after that.

[Tulac]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 29 2005, 10:20 PM
Thanks for the explenation k:

Now here's one (NOT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN):

Mum, what's edipus' complex?
Shut up and keep licking!

You already posted a lot of jokes of this type in this topic, you're suspicious... :evil: